On A Lighter Note.

2 yrs ago

If I keep stress eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.

Every few days try your jeans on to make sure they fit, pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Being Quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder.

Since we are all in quarantine, I guess we'll be making inside jokes from now on.

I'm not talking to myself, I'm having a Parent Teacher conference.

Why did the experts lie? They said a mask and gloves were enough to wear to the grocery store, when I got there everyone else had clothes on.

This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat, it was obvious she thought the cat understood her. I came in to my house, told the dog, we laughed a lot.

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2 yrs ago

RnR -- Your jokes are getting better every day. Very funny.

2 yrs ago

:) Thanks Hola.

2 yrs ago

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2 yrs ago

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2 yrs ago

you quack me up

2 yrs ago

It Quacks Me Up Too, Suze!!

2 yrs ago

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2 yrs ago

Good one Suze.

2 yrs ago

My son was working at a Retirement Village one day and he said to come and see where he was working. So I went out there and went for a walk around the place. I passed many ladies and gentlemen and thought to myself, "There are a lot of lovely old people living here", when it suddenly hit me, "I was about the same age as many of them". Ha ha.

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2 yrs ago

L O L . RnR.

2 yrs ago

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2 yrs ago

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2 yrs ago

LOL, LOL, LOL ... good one Suze.

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2 yrs ago

Love that one Suze.

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Leonie

2 yrs ago

Good one RnR!!

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Hoohoo

2 yrs ago

Billionaires are regulars at the ATO - they go there to tell the public servants how much they're prepared to pay. They don't go there personally, they send their Accountants' legal team to do the talking (telling). I'm not joking. I shared a house with someone who worked at the ATO many years ago. How much tax to be paid is 'negotiated'.

Hoohoo

2 yrs ago

And of course, the Accountants' fees are also tax-deductible, so it's best pay a lot to get the best outcome, ie, leave the middle and working classes to pay most of the taxes we need to run a decent society.