On A Lighter Note.

If I keep stress eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.

Every few days try your jeans on to make sure they fit, pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Being Quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder.

Since we are all in quarantine, I guess we'll be making inside jokes from now on.

I'm not talking to myself, I'm having a Parent Teacher conference.

Why did the experts lie? They said a mask and gloves were enough to wear to the grocery store, when I got there everyone else had clothes on.

This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat, it was obvious she thought the cat understood her. I came in to my house, told the dog, we laughed a lot.

 

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Scandal in the Suburbs

A funny thing happens in this place of ours,

not sure if it happens elsewhere.

A gang of one legged thieves covertly scours

the suburbs for our underwear.

 

They only take one sock, they’ve no need of two

but leave us with nary a pair,

and lately I reckon they’re trying for new

bounty.  It’s teaspoons they snare.

 

I can’t find a teaspoon, they’ve hidden away.

I have no idea where they’ve gone.

I’m blaming those one legged thieves, but today

I’m thinking I might have it wrong.

 

Remember that funny old nursery rhyme

about cows jumping over the moon?

An innocent dish was blamed time after time

but the sock ran away with the spoon.

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Good one Leonie.

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                                                    Ha HAA!! That would be my choice too.

Looks like me I have had to buy new clothing today I got rid of 5kgs recently.

That's a lot of weight to lose Celia.  Are you pleased or not?

             

                                                   

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  Good one Suze.

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Another good one RnR   LOL

RnR  -  Ha ha ha!!!  That's hilarious. 

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  Good one Celia.

That's priceless!!!! 

Ha Ha Ha!!!!! That's priceless Celia. 

Well that was good reading practice for my homework this afternoon RnR!  LOL

Will send it to the speech therapist!  LOL

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