On A Lighter Note.
If I keep stress eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.
Every few days try your jeans on to make sure they fit, pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Being Quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder.
Since we are all in quarantine, I guess we'll be making inside jokes from now on.
I'm not talking to myself, I'm having a Parent Teacher conference.
Why did the experts lie? They said a mask and gloves were enough to wear to the grocery store, when I got there everyone else had clothes on.
This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat, it was obvious she thought the cat understood her. I came in to my house, told the dog, we laughed a lot.
I went to my doctor the other day for a Vasectomy.
Doctor. ‘Why do you want a Vasectomy, do you know it is not reversable?
Me; Well, we took a family vote and I lost….17 to 1
This Isolation is making some people crazy
I’ve heard some people are really going crazy from isolation. I’m glad I’m not one of those
I’ve just been talking about this with my microwave and toaster while drinking a cup of coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything.
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.
The sink said everything is going down the drain.
In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, the situation isn’t that pressing.
The vacuum was very unsympathetic. Told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and felt it would all soon blow over.
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything, but the door knob told me to get a grip.
The front door said I was unhinged…
Then the curtains told me to pull myself together!