On A Lighter Note.

If I keep stress eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.

Every few days try your jeans on to make sure they fit, pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Being Quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder.

Since we are all in quarantine, I guess we'll be making inside jokes from now on.

I'm not talking to myself, I'm having a Parent Teacher conference.

Why did the experts lie? They said a mask and gloves were enough to wear to the grocery store, when I got there everyone else had clothes on.

This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat, it was obvious she thought the cat understood her. I came in to my house, told the dog, we laughed a lot.

 

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The joy of giving LOL.

 

Good one.  When you click on a happy face, a row of questions marks pops up.  Weird.

 

LOL reminds me of my son, he has a messy house!

We are the ones that don't store things.

When I was house hunting a few years ago the Agent took me to look at a villa. When he opened the front door all I could smell was urine and noticed a dog-door in the back door. This was an immediate turn off. I looked through the rest of the place , not too impressed, and asked if I could look in the garage,. When he lifted the roller-door, there it was, just like the above photo. Rubbish up to the roof. I asked him would this be cleared out and he said yes, when the house was sold. I doubt that very much. I made a quick exit .

 

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LOL   I am thinking which I will end up thanks RnR!

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Why Condoms are packed in 3's, 6's and 12's.

A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk past the Condom display and the boy asks, "What are these Dad"? To which the Dad replies matter-of-factly, "Condoms son, men wear them to have safe sex"."Oh I see, I've heard of them in Health class"".Why are there 3 in this packet"?Those are for high school boys, 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday". "Cool" says the boy and picks up a 6 pack. "That's for College men, 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday, "Wow" says the boy, , and  who uses these, picking up the 12 pack. With a sign and a tear in his eye, the Dad replied. "Those are for married men, 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March ........ up to December".  the boy replied, "Well then there's no way I getting married".

Good one Hola.

 

LOL  I was taking about fix minutes to read that and I was thinking that the Punch Line would be about a Bakers Dozen!  LOL   the extra one for New Year's Eve!

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Thanks Hola!

 

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Yeah Celia - I should have altered the punch line . New Year's Eve would have been a good one. 

 

Suze - Looks like you're going to end up a Drunky.  Those condoms are funny. I believe one can buy them that  glow in the dark., and some flavoured? Not that I've bought any. ,I've noticed that my speech is slurred when trying to talk. (:)) in a mask.

 

RnR -  That's funny. 

Isn't if funny we see humour in various ways!  LOL

I think the mask is good it stops the pong!  LOL

 

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I've had standard poodles and I wish some politicians were as intelligent as they were!

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You all brighten up my day, thanks people. 

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Good one RnR!

 

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Good one Celia.

They are all so good. 

This applies to my husband!  LOL because I don't drink Coffee!

 

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