On A Lighter Note.
If I keep stress eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.
Every few days try your jeans on to make sure they fit, pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Being Quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder.
Since we are all in quarantine, I guess we'll be making inside jokes from now on.
I'm not talking to myself, I'm having a Parent Teacher conference.
Why did the experts lie? They said a mask and gloves were enough to wear to the grocery store, when I got there everyone else had clothes on.
This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat, it was obvious she thought the cat understood her. I came in to my house, told the dog, we laughed a lot.
Very clever Suze.
trouble is they may stop printing cheque books soon.
A guy walks into a bar, puts a box on the counter and takes out a tiny piano.
Then he takes out a tiny man, seats him at the piano and gets him to play.
The bartender is amazed and says, "That's amazing where did you get this guy?"
The guy says, "I was walking on the beach and I came across an old lamp. I was cleaning it up when a genie appeared and told me I could make a wish."
"Wow, can I try it?"
So the guy gives him the lamp, the bartender rubs it, the genie appears and the bartender makes his wish.
Just then in walk a whole pile of ducks, the bar is absolutely full of ducks.
The bartender says "I think your genie is hard of hearing. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
The guy says, "Tell me about it, Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
Love it !!!
