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LOL, good one Abby :)

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day. "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "Im in love," replied Little Johnny.

Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "With whom?" "With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently, "dont you see how silly that is? Sure Id like a husband of my own someday... but I dont want a child."

"Oh, dont worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "Ill use a rubber!"

A woman got married, but her husband was abusive.She remarried, and that husband ran out on her,                                                                            She again remarried, but he failed in bed.                                                            

Finally, she put an ad in the paper. Looking for a man who won't abuse me, won't leave  me, and won't fail in bed,                                                                               

The next day the doorbell rings, There is a man with no arms or legs.   Hello he says, I saw your ad in the paper, 

Tell me about yourself she asks, Well, he says, I have no arms, so I can't hit you.          I have no legs so I can't run out on you. How do I know  your good in bed?  she asked . He says,   I rang the doorbell, didn't I.                               

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