NO MORE YOGA......I'm tired and want to sleep...Gees.

I cute crazy cat

Dogs do yoga too.

Well done Abby and SO apt. I always do 1/2 hour on the bed while listening to "talk back"     Especially the last one.

I am not as good as I used to be putting both legs around my neck. Yoga is great because it can be done by everyone. I sure do drink enough water so maybe will try just putting my mouth under the tap hmmm.

Hanging, I do this every day and of course stretching.

And I do the Lotus position and put my head on the floor so you were "spot on" lol

I know I am weird but I enjoy keeping on, doing things I love to do, as long as I can, I would have to be dead not  to do some yoga every day.

Good fun - love the cat.

Peter is beyond patient with me as I tip him upside down on his recliner and he balances with his head up still trying to see the tele. through his legs. lol.

Gerry, is that lovely dog o.k.? I am sure you wll get him out quickly if he is stuck.

Beautiful day in Gippy. today.

Hope something nice happens for everyone today.

The Wedding

Arthur, age 92 and Emily, age 89, are excited about their decision to get
married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a
Chemist.
Arthur suggests they go in.
Arthur addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the Owner?"
The Pharmacist answers: "Yes."
Arthur: "We're about to get married. Do you sell Heart Medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Arthur: "How about Medicine for Circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Arthur: "Medicine for Rheumatism, Scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Arthur: "Medicine for Memory Problems, Arthritis, Jaundices?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety ....the works!"
Arthur: "What about Vitamins, Sleeping Pills, Antidotes for Parkinson's
Disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Arthur: "You sell Wheelchairs and Walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can
help you with?"
Arthur says to the Pharmacist: "We'd like to nominate your store as our
Bridal Gift Shop."

Grandfather Clock

I am lodging a serious complaint about the sledging of the elderly, our feelings have been hurt by insinuations from young upstarts who are either going to gow old or die young.

didnt bother me,   i thought it was funny,   and im not even a wharfie,

didnt bother me,   i thought it was funny,   and im not even a wharfie,

NEW SIM TO SURPRISE HER HUSBAND

Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.

She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:    "Hello Darling."

The husband responds in a low tone: 

"Let me call you back later Honey, my wife is in the kitchen.

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.

'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he went down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he found himself in the middle of a green golf course.
In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dined on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it's time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and wave whilst the elevator rises....

The elevator rises and the door opens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.
They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down down to
hell. When the doors open he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. ' I don't understand,' stammers the MP.

'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, danced and had a great time.
Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? '

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ' Yesterday we were campaigning..

Today you voted.

Good one Gerry :)

Yep a good one Gerry and a reminder yet again of the sleazy, slimy, sell-their-souls-for-a-vote, narcissistic attracting, ego-maniacal, power crazed, toeing the party-line puppet-like...STOOOOPPPPPP!!

Sorry it's just how I get these days when I reflect on the murky world of politics and politicians.....but still have a passing interest in what Independents have to say....