I can well understand your shock fwed BUT have you seen

the recipe section lately? where once there were just recipes

now that Seth and Tadpole are talking (says this very quietly French Kissing) :red:

Shocking hey? You can never underestimate people - but funny stuff hey?

I do have the camera going in there to try and slow them down a bit.

I just popped back into this site hoping to pick up some good wholesome news,

To be confronted by gossip :cheese: All this talk about a liason between

our lovely Tadpole and myself is completely intentionally meant to do me harm.

Our affair I mean our innocent correspondence was meant to bring some

form of light into your dark lives. :smirk:

After all we have the same rights as that politician {Liberal} and that green married lady.

Got to go the wive suspects something... Naive seth.

I am bewildered and shocked.

Fancy bringing sax (New Zealand for sex) , drugs, politics , flatulance, fraud & Mick6 into the "Helpful Hints" forum.



Shame on you - I will have to stay out of this part of the site from now on - it should be censored.

fwed



and I forgot - kissing tadpoles



Yes that would be a wise move, a site like will be the downfall

of many a young person like me, here I was trying to brighten

up the lives of those less fortunate than myself by giving

"Helpful hints "on living, after all isn't that what this site about?????

when I'm accused of bringing those awful subjects into this site>>>

sax is a new one, drugs, politics fraud ...yes

you never want to put Flatulance and mick42 together or you

end up with one giant explosion. careful seth.

I can well understand your shock fwed BUT have you seen

the recipe section lately? where once there were just recipes

now that Seth and Tadpole are talking (says this very quietly French Kissing) :red:

Shocking hey? You can never underestimate people - but funny stuff hey?

I do have the camera going in there to try and slow them down a bit.



Oh Phyl, I am dismayed.

seth and Tadpole french kissing in the recipe room - shock, horror.

And in amongst all the young recipes too.

The next thing you know will be all those pure, innocent recipes canoodling.

The recipe room is now off limits.

I know fwed BUT when people belong to the OBE Club

I have heard anything goes so what we get is maybe just a taste

of what is to come for those two.

.

I saw a young chocolate crackle recipe jump into a spaghetti

sauce recipe for safety (not hot though) :)



Did someone just say mad as? 8-/

Well of course anything goes in the OBE club Phyl we never know what day will be our last and I intend to go out with a bang ,metaphorically speaking of course

I believe you have a long long life ahead Taddy.......

I know I am repeating myself but in May my Mum-in-Law turns

98 and she is fit as..................and living alone and doing everything for herself.

You have a cute husband to boot so how good is that?

I believe you have a long long life ahead Taddy.......

I know I am repeating myself but in May my Mum-in-Law turns

98 and she is fit as..................and living alone and doing everything for herself.

You have a cute husband to boot so how good is that?



Phyl, Tadpole.



I ve been searching everywhere for mick7 and tadpole, they both disappeared about

the same time, my suspicians are alerted, Then I learn about Phyl's betrayal with the

V.M. lending it to mick3!!! as soon as he got it,he was off to the local pond hoping to

lead tadpole astray, Then to find how deceitful tadpoles can be, She is married!!!!

That didn't worry the cad mick5, he still ran away with her.

I have learned about mick9s past, it is very interesting, every one will be surprised.

all will be revealed in good time.

angry seth.

I am not sure if it is true but psst I do know there is a Vibration Platform on

special at K Mart and last I heard Mick was clutching Taddy as they

held on and rode the darn thing up high on the platform and I also

heard the Manager of K Mart was rushing down the aisle yelling

"get orf get orf as it is not bolted down" and being up high anything could happen

I suppose Taddy could jump but "could Mick jump? and if so how high

could Mick jump"?

Remember the Primary school reader Seth? Betty can jump or something like that :lol:

btw anyone remember the 4th grade reader????

I LOVED the story about Stone Soup - does anyone remember that?

Cold wet Tuesday today but a cold wet Tuesday is better than no Tuesday hey?

I agree Mick and Tadpole better get here quickly or we will be all out

hunting.............................

It was a sad time my early days at school,

I was looking forward to the days ahead, getting the school paper,

with all those wonderful stories. It was not to be!!!



I was removed from school after passing the exam for grade 2.

I was to run the family farm, It was hard shearing 200 sheep

before breakfast when only seven.



I can never forget the horror in kindergarten when doing homework

I asked my parents What is sex?

I still see dad turn white and run out of the house into the storm,

mum sat me on her knee and went through a lot of detail.

that even today I cant really believe,

Just as Tony had a near miss with the Priesthood,

I contemplated the monastry, but I was too young.



All I wanted to know was do I tick F. or M. under the heading...Sex.



curious seth.

I am still very upset about those two, mickzero and tadpole

running off with phyls vibration platform, Peter doesn't miss it

as he can hang upside down without trembling.now.



Any way Tadpole is going to be very disappointed,

Mick 3 was feeling his normal cheating self and because

his age had caught up with him had fallen asleep on the VP.



He heard a voice say

'Kiss me and I will turn into a Princess".

He looked and saw a' frog' He brilliantly said! A talking Frog'

picked up the frog and put in his pocket.

the frog screamed and shouted 'Kiss me ' I will be your princess"

He said; shut up, at my age I prefer a talking frog not a princess..



You just cant trust ex pilots. ex spy seth.

Wouldn't you know it? I spend a couple of days fighting off the infidels at the Repat and you lot get right out of control. Seth is busy swapping recipes with Tadpole, Jaxx has reared his head at last and Phyl is busy hanging upside down and looking at the world from that perspective. Fwed is sitting in his cave thinking up ways to use my name in vain and even Innes is beginning to show his true self. All this talk about S*X is unhealthy and Seth even does a dear dorothy dix about his childhood - not that there was any truth in that little story. The truth of course is that Seth wasn't even born - he was issued from the Q store. Private; latrine orderly second class; for the use of.



As for his protestations of innocence - doesn't he always plead not guilty? - when I know for a fact that it was SETH who, for the first time in his life, was left to carry the baby. For the whole nine months! It should also be noted that the shot gun was unloaded.



Now as for Seth's evil lies about a romance between myself and a frog, let it be known that I NEVER kiss frogs and I do not prey on underage married tadpoles! Me thinks Seth is trying to blame me to divert attention from the goings on in the recipe thread. SHAME ON YOU SETH! Be a man, not a frog, admit your guilt and release the poor innocent Tadpole from your evil spell.



Righteous & outraged MICK42

Wouldn't you know it? I spend a couple of days fighting off the infidels at the Repat and you lot get right out of control. Seth is busy swapping recipes with Tadpole, Jaxx has reared his head at last and Phyl is busy hanging upside down and looking at the world from that perspective. Fwed is sitting in his cave thinking up ways to use my name in vain and even Innes is beginning to show his true self. All this talk about S*X is unhealthy and Seth even does a dear dorothy dix about his childhood - not that there was any truth in that little story. The truth of course is that Seth wasn't even born - he was issued from the Q store. Private; latrine orderly second class; for the use of.



As for his protestations of innocence - doesn't he always plead not guilty? - when I know for a fact that it was SETH who, for the first time in his life, was left to carry the baby. For the whole nine months! It should also be noted that the shot gun was unloaded.



Now as for Seth's evil lies about a romance between myself and a frog, let it be known that I NEVER kiss frogs and I do not prey on underage married tadpoles! Me thinks Seth is trying to blame me to divert attention from the goings on in the recipe thread. SHAME ON YOU SETH! Be a man, not a frog, admit your guilt and release the poor innocent Tadpole from your evil spell.



Righteous & outraged MICK42

So you should be, maligning the honest and trustworthy name that I have achieved.

However It is good to see that you have the courage to come out of your funkhole

at last, also I must add your attempts at insults have vastly improved from those timid

days of latrine sergeant in the dancing pilot squad.

I feel justly proud how I have been able to drag you {Screaming Though} out of the

septic tank into the world of manly insults.We all want to know 'Where is Tadpole"

her husband is frantic he has promised not to turn you into a eunuch as he thinks

you are already one. All he wants is Phyl and Peters' wobble board. Peter has been devastated over your deceit after lending it to you. Phyl is not too happy, I've had to console her with happy little anecdotes about my childhood, which seems to upset you!!!

By the way I have been in touch with the repat. and it is not as you say!!

They discovered you malingering trying to get a disability pension, when you were already

falsely may I add,getting two service pensions under the name of 'jaxx' @ fwed

No wonder you were fighting them off.

No wonder jaxx has reappeared

However it is good to have you back, Kindhearted and generous seth. Always Forgiving.

Do you have a note for being absent Mick?

We have spent sleepless nights out with torches you know

thinking you were lost.

BUT Mick that is not nice to say Seth was not born - his Mum

will be listening and be angry not to mention his Dad.

shakes head.

Anyway hope all is well with you but you better return Tadpole.

It is all very worrying.

Phyl