On A Lighter Note.
If I keep stress eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.
Every few days try your jeans on to make sure they fit, pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Being Quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder.
Since we are all in quarantine, I guess we'll be making inside jokes from now on.
I'm not talking to myself, I'm having a Parent Teacher conference.
Why did the experts lie? They said a mask and gloves were enough to wear to the grocery store, when I got there everyone else had clothes on.
This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat, it was obvious she thought the cat understood her. I came in to my house, told the dog, we laughed a lot.
Smartest Dog 
Every yacht club event ended the same way, with the doctor, the lawyer and the engineer in a heated argument.
This Friday, they were arguing over who had the smarter dog, and having had enough of the ongoing feud, the Commodore stepped in.
“Next Friday, you’ll all three bring your dogs here, and we’ll put them to the test.”
Friday came, and a space on the floor was cleared for the competition.
Starting the test was the doctor’s dog. A bag of bones was dumped in front of the dog, the whistle blew, the doctor gave his command, and the dog went to work.
Within a few minutes, the doctor’s dog had reassembled the entire skeleton.
The crowd cheered!
Next came the engineer’s dog.
The bag of bones was dumped, the whistle blew, and within a few minutes the dog had assembled the bones into a scale replica of the Westgate Bridge.
The crowd was stunned. Surely this was the smartest dog in the world!
Then it was the lawyer’s dog’s turn.
When the whistle was blown, the dog jumped up, ate all the bones, screwed the other two dogs, crapped all over the place, and sent everyone a bill.
Then it was the lawyer’s dog’s turn. When the whistle was blown, the dog jumped up, ate all the bones, screwed the other two dogs, crapped all over the place, and sent everyone a bill.
Oh how true. Love it Suze.
