Jimminies Seth and Fwed you two are being disgusting!!!!

:sick: :sick: :sick:

Love it :-) :-) Where do I start.........fwed, the instructions were there....Phyl said to place "each slice in a muffin cup/tray)....nowhere did she say to put it on a paper plate.......you see fwed, when all else fails read the instructions :)

another point is you put muffin trays in the OVEN not on top of the stove. :)



Zapot.. how wrong you are, I would give anything to have my hubby cook in the kitchen, he helps a lot but not with cooking and I'm not a lover of cooking myself,



Now for the last point,........squeezing chooks for the eggs.....mmmmmm now where is that number for the RSPCA?.....I think a little negotiations.........errrrr......blackmail might come in handy here, what you think Phyl???????

Fwed like you I found peeling of the shell was tedious,

after a bit of thought came up with,

place whole eggs in a container, smash with small hammer,

Then pour into a strainer, After straining mix in other

ingredients. or eat separately which means using a plate.,

Now for the last point,........squeezing chooks for the eggs…..mmmmmm now where is that number for the RSPCA?.....I



How else can you get 'em out ?

Fwed, you sing to her..........Hey Little Hen....When When When will you lay me an egg for my tea........I'm sure you know the song.... Hope that helps. :-)

Deanna, fwed did sing to the chook, It was so terrified

it went into labor and laid a square egg, his only way

of getting an egg now is by pressure.

Oh Deanna Fwed and Seth and Zapot are real worries.

They seem to have many muddled thoughts. It IS just as well

there are females around to guide them as they get stranger

and stranger every day.

..

You do have to wonder why any man, woman or child does not know to sing

Hey Little Hen….When When When will you lay me an egg for my tea.

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Maybe they have grown up thinking Milk comes from the freezer in the

Supermarket and eggs too?

Men

Deanna, fwed did sing to the chook, It was so terrified

it went into labor and laid a square egg, his only way

of getting an egg now is by pressure.



Hahahahahaha, That's funny.

The answer to this cooking thing IS.......

Very early in the marriage preferably the next day ,

Is to make breakfast for your new wife .. Taking care..

to burn the toast, under cook the boiled eggs

break a few dishes while you are at it.

tea served in a dirty cup luke warm. :coolsmile:

Keep this up with other meals you "cook"

After about a week you will find you will NEVER

have to cook for the rest of you life. :-)

Zapot's advice to the newly wed male.

Zapot, you scoundrel you have been watching to find out

why I do no housekeeping.



Phyl, that can't be true about the milk, where else can you get it.

Phyl, that can't be true about the milk, where else can you get it.



I dont believe this.

Like you squeeze the eggs out of the chook , you squeeze the milk out of the cow.

Gee you folk need to get away from the supermarket supplying milk and eggs syndrome.

Justs sits and looks at Fwed and shakes my head 8-/

I do not believe this...... :(

Phyl, he is 50% right, or at least technically, last time I milked a cow there was a bit of squeezing to be done :-) not necessarily the WHOLE cow. but the square eggs?????????????????????????? I mean to say.

There's a new business venture for us Phyl..........always looking for an opportunity........we could go natural..........noooo I mean organic........we could sell eggs, milk vegies, I wonder if any of the guys are butchers, we could run this in our spare time, you know those rare moments between concreting.. What you think?????? We could breed some Roosters and sell them for alarm clocks, the mind boggles.......geez we can make money out of anything.

Oh o.k. Deanna always ready to "have a go"

I am glad you did not mean we had to go "completely natural"

as it is very cold here in Victoria right now.

BUT (here I go again) lol

there is a new cream on the market to completely get rid of ALL cellulite

so we would look o.k. hey?

Do not ask me to butcher anything though as I cannot cut legs off chickens

if they are not off, or well lots of things to do with meat.

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Would one of Zapot's tanks be a way to go re deliveries you recon?