I just heard a very funny story on talkback radio about buying new clothes.
This guy rang up and said he bought a new jacket , then took it home to wear that night. When he came to put it on and placing his wallet etc. in the pocket - blow me down - there was a CONDOM in one of the pockets.
Obviously someone had used the jacket then returned it to the store.
But can you imagine your luck, you buy a jacket, don't use the pockets, but wear the thing 2 or 3 times before your wife takes it to the cleaners.
After she goes through the pockets do you think she will believe your story that it must have been there when you bought it?.
I had a great laugh when I heard this, and saw the funny side, so did my wife who said "I may have been upset years ago but now I would buy you one if I thought it would work"
WOMEN