Bugger! Paid some big bills today and I could have saved the money.

Did you say your prayers,?When I was at Vinnies the other day a well known clairvoyant told me that Indonesia is going to have an earthquake and tsounami in the next few weeks , bit of a worry Fwed can I borrow your floaties just in case .Wobbly.

I just need a nubile young thing who is silly enough to believe that pastor.

Dont say that too loud someone may hear you Nautilus wobbly

At least the Yanks will have some warning, because if it happens on 21st,

it will hit Australia 14 hours before New York gets hit. You should all watch

New Zealand for our warning.

I thought it was to happen on the 21st December next year--the end of the Mayan calendar ?



What about that bloke and woman in Qld that reckons he is Jesus Christ incarnated --and there are many that believe him

It seems rather pointless mowing the lawn

If it is the LAST day I wonder if Seth's wife

will let him come out of his shed????

All over again!!

Don't you wonder how these nutters get World Media attention?

probably all caused by those dreaded Left Wing liberals who don't

participate in Party Politics.

If it is the LAST day I wonder if Seth's wife

will let him come out of his shed????



That prediction was wrong,everyone knows it was the1st of April.



That was kind of you Zapot to inquire about my well being

seeing as the end is nigh.



Yes I was allowed to leave the shed and go inside for a short

period, after the predicted day had passed I was told to move

back into the shed, which may I say is quite comfortable now

with electricity

Seth I have some VERY bad news for you Its

American Time so their 21st is our 22nd.

I think you had better tell your "trouble and strife"

she may let you back in the house again.

If it's not one thing it is another,



I saw my Doctor yesterday afternoon, had a few tests

waited for the results, but the Doc was called away

so came home, He rang a little while ago saying he

had good news and bad news, I said tell me the good news

as it is all going to end tomorrow.

He said you have 24 hrs to live, I said what is the bad news

it couldn't be worse than that

I should have told you yesterday, he said,

Oh seth,........there is no hope for you is there???????? :-)

I thought it was to happen on the 21st December next year--the end of the Mayan calendar ?



What about that bloke and woman in Qld that reckons he is Jesus Christ incarnated --and there are many that believe him



PlanB, I just can't understand, can't comprehend how people can get so caught up in such idiotic ramblings, shaking my head......I just can't understand it...