That really is scary stuff. Trouble is there are people who would actually take

these dangerous things and kill themselves. Lets hope nobody

with high blood pressure would so silly.

Hair is not that important and as has been said things you can do which

do not cause maybe heart attacks and strokes.

A good romp in the cot with a very active male who is full of testoserome about 4 - 5 times a week will make your hair very nice and the pleaserable side effects are good too.

My wife has lots of beautiful hair.

Is this the same Octopus who berated a woman looking for a job to "learn to spell"?

Testosterone is the word NOT testoserome :lol:



Sounds like YOU feel YOU are the ONLY bloke on the forum

has staying power or is it "get up and go power"?

Or psst are you living in a dream world.

A good romp in the cot with a very active male who is full of testoserome about 4 - 5 times a week will make your hair very nice and the pleaserable side effects are good too.

My wife has lots of beautiful hair.



Those who can ...............DO

Those who Can't...........BOAST

Wrong all of you but let me tell you about a theory that I have.



I build and fly radio control model aeroplanes as one of my hobbies and the trend lately at the club field is for people to arrive with bigger and bigger 'planes.

Some of them sound like flying chainsaws which is not good as this gives the nieghbouring public something to moan about.

I started a rumour that the size of a guys plane is a product of small man syndrome.

The smaller the mans equipment the bigger the 'plane he flys to make up for it.



I fly small to medium models.

I am pleased you are happy with your Filipino bride octopussy

And more than likely the fattest baldest Aussie bloke

goes O'seas and brings back a much younger than himself

wife as they are so grateful to get to Australia anything will do :lol:

For your info.

I am British/Australian and my wife is Australian born in NSW.

One of my greatest passtimes and pleasures because I am a Pom is taking the pith out of stupid Aussies like yourselves.

haha you cant fool us octopussy

A portrait of octopussy

best viewed a meter away from the screen!





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Good on you Octopus. You made me laugh. My partner ( of 20 months) and I, are just rediscovering the joys of our youth in that area. Our kids would die if they found out what 2 old people can get up to.

Good on you Octopus. You made me laugh. My partner ( of 20 months) and I, are just rediscovering the joys of our youth in that area. Our kids would die if they found out what 2 old people can get up to.



This is a good one too.





Two eggs are boiling in a pan on the stove.

One egg says to the other, "Hey would you like to see my crack".

The other egg replies, "No no no I'm not hard yet".





Don't forget to use it or you lose it.

Good one Octopus

I stumbled onto this post and found a lot of boasting about something

or other, I dont know if it is an insulting page :exclaim:

an imaginary prowess page :smirk: or a joke page.



So here is my little joke.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead worked for a women boss,

they noticed every after noon she left early and never came back

they decided that the next time they would wait and then leave too.

Sure enough the lady boss left early then they left, they went their

different ways.The blonde arrived home and as she entered heard a noise

from the bedroom looked in and there was her boss in bed with her husband.

She quickly left the house without being seen,

The next day the boss left early and brunette and the redhead got ready

to leave and said to the blonde aren't you coming too. :question

No way ! she said, I nearly got caught yesterday.