Good one. :)

Thanks koko, YLC is a tough audience to crack.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’ I bought her some bathroom scales
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I was driving this morning when I saw an NRMA(RACV) (RACQ etc) van parked. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.

Heh, heh, good ones.

Fellow next door with the pool said that some mongrel stole his wife's bikini off the clothes line last night. Apparently she isn't worried about the bikini but she wants her dozen new pegs back.

Australian husbands are excited that Julia's high electricity charges will improve their sex lives. Their wives' solar powered vibrators run out of charge even quicker than their men do and they don't work at night.

They tell the yarn about the bloke in early Sydney collared for vagrancy with a cash-filled wallet about his person.

His story of finding it and being in the process of handing it in to the police normally wouldn’t be believed, but as luck would have it, he was within 50 feet of the local cop shop at the time, so the cops decide to believe him just this once.

They need him to sign the requisite form, which the fellow does with an ‘X’.

The policeman comments that, should no-one claim the wallet, the bloke himself will get the cash.

At which piece of information, the fellow demands the form back, and changes the ‘X’ signature to a big asterisk.

“What’s that all about ?”, the cop asks.

“Well,” the bloke replies, “If there’s a chance I’ll get the money myself, I’d better use my real name, eh ?” :)

Heart Attack
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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing
God, she asked, "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days
To live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a facelift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more
time to live, she figured she might as well look even nicer. After her
Last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the
street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that
ambulance?"

God replied, "Girl, I didn't even recognize you."
:)

Wife walked into the kitchen to find husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

Can anybody tell me how to email Drew?
I have found out why I cannot make a reply. It does not matter how often I try, I am unable to get up the last post on any of the well followed posts. When I press "last" it only takes me to one of the earlier posts then only prints a maximum of 1 1/2 lines of my post. Is the problem with the site or my computer?

Ken

From the site:

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General enquiries: [email protected]

or by mail to:

YOURLifeChoices
PO Box 1150N ,
Armadale North , VIC Australia 3143

Thanks for that Deanna

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