Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the Rudd Labor government says no health care for you. What do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot 2 Labor senators and 2 Labor House of Representatives.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison.


There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth - no problem.

Need glasses - great.

New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.


And who will be paying for all of this?

The same Rudd Labor government that gives everything (Medicare, welfare, jobs, social security benefits, rent assistance etc) to illegal boat people, but just told you that you're too old for health care.

Plus, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!