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10 yrs ago

There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill.

There were four men.

One was walking briskly up the hill;

One was inside the brothel;

One was walking slowly down the hill and

The fourth man was sitting in his car at the bottom of the hill.

What were the nationalities of the four men?

*1. The man going up the hill:

*2. The man in the brothel:

*3. The man walking down the hill:


*4. The man in the car at the bottom

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Foxy

10 yrs ago

doesn't matter - all freakin' men are the same !!! lol lol lol ......... :-)

lemme guess.

1.russian .

2. he have to be Himalayan.

3. Oh he definately Finnish

4. Irish but I'll let you work out why. (hint- traffic lights)

Ok whats the prize - a million dollars ???

Is it ok if I post this ? oh , ok then.

My grandfather clock suddenly stoped working last night, so I loaded it into my van and took it to a clock repair shop.

In the shop was a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asked me, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"

I said, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go 'tick-tock, tick -tock' anymore. Now it just goes 'tick...tick...tick.'"

The old man said, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter, where he rummaged around a bit. He emerged with a huge flashlight and walks over to the grandfather clock.

He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face. Then he says in a menacing voice, "Ve haf vays of making you tock!"

Abby

10 yrs ago

Gerry

You win the prize :)

You get all the chicks that turn out to be

But I must warn you that I did it all very scientifically with a magnetic needle.

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