But you need to share Seth.



Taddy is very fiesty you know so would probably

be well able to keep you in line.



Pilots should not be drinking Seth - not a good look at all at all.



fwed is a really nice lad Seth.....................him and Innes

really get into it arguing and arguing but in the end most

of us get along o.k. A bit of curry in the stew makes a good stew you recon?

of course you do as you add more curry on this site than any of us. :lol:



Lovely Thursday - well it is MY day as I was born on a Thursday.

Bet you a chocolate you do not know the day you were born on and I do not

mean just the date and NO GUESSING. I told you I can see through people.

Phyl.



Yes I thoroughly agree with you about drunken pilots,

I had a shocking experience, due to a drunken pilot..

I must relate that horror story another day.



I am so relieved to know fwed is a male, I nearly included

him on the girls side in the kindergarten peeing contest.



I dont believe that about innes, I haven't heard one nasty word from him

Or he is preparing for a nasty ambush.May be he believes that lying mick21.



By the way my birthday was a Tuesday, I always use a capital T

as it was a day of celebration for my birthplace, Ipswich.,

They still talk about that day, how the sun was shining,

yet rainbows appeared everywhere, I dont mean rainbows like

the air force they only came out after a storm.

They had a big party to celebrate the day;,

and a big event in the night which I will disclose later.

I will close now before any impression of boasting.

In all humility seth.

I

O.K. then Seth here is a chocolate pancake. Good hey?

btw would you please say a prayer our Vibration Platform arrives today

pleeeaaasseeee

I am getting stressed waiting......

O.K. then Seth here is a chocolate pancake. Good hey?

btw would you please say a prayer our Vibration Platform arrives today

pleeeaaasseeee

I am getting stressed waiting......



OK, OK. Seeing you bribed me so well,

I said a little prayer for you and your vibration platform,

and was immediately in trouble, i was put through a very

strong 3rd. degree, asked probing questions like, what type of

vibration machine, is it legal???? why did I accept such a small bribe?

after a real howdy do and the acceptance of my explanation

that you were a respectable pole dancing chef, that your husband

causes you a lot of grief by hanging upside down in the garage.

The prayer was accepted and and your machine shall arrive today!!!!

or tomorrow absolutely by august. Arbitrator seth.



PS, Was told to tell you to relax, join peter hanging upside down,

and enjoy a glass of fine wine, try and not spill any.

your stress should fade away with every glass of wine.

True story.

Peter went down the street this morning so I thought to meself I would hang for a few minutes

while I had face cream on my face which might make the face cream work

all the better for the extra blood flow you see.....BUT for some strange reason I got a

stitch in my side and I could not get my head up and bring my body up so I was stuck

upside down for 30 minutes until my cute husband came home. I tell you I sure

had a blood rush to the face it was near purple.

waaaaaaaaaaaaa the machine did not come today - not yet anyway and it is nearly 3 p.m.

Phyl getting more stressed. You promised Seth. :sick:

I can just picture our Phyl standing on the platform, ,shaking like the proverbial dog, and poor headless Peter (thats if the superglue didn't work),standing by her, singing "Moove Baby Moove Get in the groove now" or maybe then he came home to purplle faced Phyl he sang " purple people eater " that would have been an opportune to drop in for coffee and Cake Seth.

Just you look out young Tadpole or I will package

you up and send you to France - now you know what they

do over there.

I cannot stand it any longer - cajoaled Peter to come down

to the Post Office with me and see what happened to our Vib.Plat.

I must say to Phyl, Tadpole even mick42, I AM SORRY!!!!!

As sorry like, Tiger Woods or Greg that I went behind your

backs, I thought I had found nirvana!!! Just like they did!!

Just as relaxed as Tiger was at Golf and Gregs' stamina

in such a long lasting 2nd.marriage,

It wasn't to be, The taste of ecstacy disappeared in a flood

of abuse from a pack of wolves

led by the escapee from a septic tank, smeg.

So I am back!! mick42, feel free to insult me,

it will make me feel at home.

Tadpole, I missed your charms I was influenced by evil spirits.

Phyl, sorry about the vibration machine I meant to tell you,

it was delivered here by mistake, not knowing how to use it

I attached wheels and my wife and I use it to go shopping.

I was promised that one to you will arrive very soon,

hopefully by next easter. contrite seth.

How lovely to see you Seth BUT how could you? just how could you and of all people

sweet Mrs. Seth using our Vibration Platform to go shopping sob sob sob sob sob

sob sob sob - buckets of tears here I need a cup of tea to replenish myself..........

Every day we have waited and waited and waited not knowing we had no hope

of it getting here sob sob sob sob............

.

Well do you think another will arrive today then Seth?

We are over the moon with our Resveratrol so of course cannot wait for

the Vib. Platform.

OH NO I just read next Easter.................You did a bad thing.

>:( you have gone and done it now.... :sick:

Very upset Phyl.

Don't be too hard on poor Seth Phyl, after all he has been through , you can't blame him for indulging Mrs Seth in a bit of shake ,rattle and roll, I just wish I was there to see it it surely must be a sight to behold, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if the neighbors thoght Mick had arrived in his flying latrine , whizzing by in a blur

Don't be too hard on poor Seth Phyl, after all he has been through , you can't blame him for indulging Mrs Seth in a bit of shake ,rattle and roll, I just wish I was there to see it it surely must be a sight to behold, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if the neighbors thoght Mick had arrived in his flying latrine , whizzing by in a blur



It is so nice for you to protect me Tadpole, I dont understand this

shake rattle and roll though?

No mick wasn't flying the air force latrine

he was actually using it prior to giving it a good clean.

He was very nervous!!! Actually it was the sight of mick that brought

my wife and I together in fear, before we had an onslaught of our

memory lapse. When he flew over we cuddled each other in fear,

that brought memories back and we become amorous,

All of a sudden my wife pushed me away violently!!!

saying what do you think you are doing?

I looked down at her and said! Who the hell are you.?

We never spoke to each other for awhile.

All I can say is that mick is in trouble. distraught seth.

Don't worry Phyl the Airforce, which is the ONLY capable agency, will come to the rescue. We will mount a low level attack on those dastardly sappers and retrieve your vibration machine where upon it will be airdropped by Chopper at your front gate. Of course we will have to run a proper 10,000 hr service on the vibrator before delivery to ensure those bloody sappers haven't sabotaged it. And to that evil bloody sapper Seth - are you sure it was your wife or one of the many innocent young ladies (TADPOLE??) that you continue to seduce. I should also add that I am such a quiet, well behaved pilot that I never fly below legal minimum heights. Except when giving sappers what they deserve. :coolgrin:

Seth, the mind boggles ,surely the amorous doings were not taking place as you traversed the town on the hotted up vibrator ? it must have been a sight to behold,,, No wonder you were both speechless , you probably went into shock when the renewed life went surging through your veins I an not jealous, I don't have a jealous bone in my body ,but I am green with envy

Thank you SO very much Mick. I will wait outside o.k.?

Any idea what time the machine will arrive? Getting excited.

.

I can see I am just going to have to hold a Vibration Party and you Tadpole and Seth can

demonstrate the machine o.k.? I do not think it loosens fillings or dislodges

anything well I sure hope not anyway but then again I think I could do with a few amalgam

fillings changed so that would be o.k.

Seth, the mind boggles ,surely the amorous doings were not taking place as you traversed the town on the hotted up vibrator ? it must have been a sight to behold,,, No wonder you were both speechless , you probably went into shock when the renewed life went surging through your veins I an not jealous, I don't have a jealous bone in my body ,but I am green with envy



I dont know whether to thank mick 2 or condemn him?

The short term return of our memory after seeing

the scared look on mick1s face as he flew the latrine overhead

was upsetting, I noticed he is going behind peters back and

trying to impress phyl with his lies.

I had no wish to make you envious Tadpole,

It was a only fleeting moment of electrifying significance, seth