I thought I would pop back to this site thinking that our intrepid pilot mick00

had sneaked in looking for a recipe he could hawk around as his own,

He has deliberately gone into hiding mode again!!!

Someone should tell him there is no shame in loosing a leg in a botched

sex change operation, no one on this site objects to his creepy limping

presence, However we all do object to his uncalled for vicious attack

on that kind hearted and generous, compassionate sapper.

He has probably sneaked into another site , uninvited of course,

to vent his venomous mind hoping he wont be discovered

I hope he hasn't scared the life out of tadpole, who seems to have

gone very quiet lately, or is she going through the change to a 'frog'???

before that big moment to turn into a princess???

phyl is still flying high on iodine and the vibrating board.

serene and peaceful sapper seth.

Sordid , just sordid this recipe room. :red:

Funny Seth and fwed.............................

I got the vibration platform up to 20 this morning as Peter yelled

slow the bloody thing down you will fly out the window.

Er yes I did slow it down because my heart thought it was about to

fly right through my skin and onto the floor lol.

.,

W have bought plenty of Resveratrol and I have now been able to

buy Iodine specially ordered by our chemist. (just one drop a day) if anyone

is looking to take it as need to be careful...........Bought just 100grams of MSM (Sulphur)

from the Health shop almost $27 dolars yikes......So surfed the net and

found 2 kilos of pristine MSM for just $50 postage paid and it is all in 250 gram

bags - Very excited to receive this.



Ain't life grand......................

Cold and wet Saturday here but we are taking up 35 metres of botched

floating floor so we have plenty to do.

Getting lovely new flooring curtesy of Insurance though...

.

Seth and fwed you will be in big whatyamacallit for gong off topic

You better both post a really nice recipe.

.

What would you cook us for dinner if we come over this evening Seth?

and fwed what would you cook us? Three courses mind you and I

love yummy desserts..........

Be good

Phyl.

What would you cook us for dinner if we come over this evening Seth?

and fwed what would you cook us? Three courses mind you and I

love yummy desserts..........



ok, getting back to the recipe thingee and away from all the sordid comments .



Phyl, I will cook you toast.

Now for toast it is best to get that new fangled sliced bread - saves chopping off fingers.

It also helps to have one of those flash pop up toasters - saves throwing out lots of charred bread.

Put the bread in the toaster not forgetting to switch it on - cooks quicker if switched on.

When the toasted bread flies out of the toaster quickly coat it in butter or substitute .

For entree just have the toast maybe with some tinned soup (not forgetting to heat the soup first)

For main course put something (anything) e.g. tomatoes on the toast(best to slice them first tho)

For desert we could have squished banana on the toast or lamingtons on toast, whatever takes your fancy, followed up with Phyl's famous mollasses cake.



Now that I have returned the recipe room back to what it was intended for, I hope that all this talk of vibrators and french kisses will be absent from future messages.

Thank you,

fwed - internationally acclaimed master chef

Phyl.

Just to keep in your good books I have a nice honest recipe for

a very healthy confection,

First though when I saw the word botched I immediately thought

that crazy pilot was interfering with your floorboards,



These taste really delicious.



Butter...4ozs. {112gm.}....{.Honey 1 cup.} {1.cup.skim milk..non fat.}

{Sultanas.1 cup.} {Wheatgerm..1. cup.}

{Lecithin half a cup.} {Dried coconut..1..cup}

{Raw peanuts if desired..1 cup}



1 melt honey and butter, slowly, add nuts if using..

2.Add other ingredients, slowly stirring in well, over low heat.[Mix well}



if too thin add more dry ingredients.except sultanas and nuts.



Spread mixture in flat tray. When cool place in freezer to set.

Cut into squares or slices while in tray.. {Store in fridga}



Chef seth.

I hope all you experimental cooks took notice of fwed,

{The internationally famous chef} his statement of reverting back

to a 'Recipe Page." I wholeheartedly agree, there has been too much

leeway with the truth!!! Why should we be able to use this site

just to please some peoples warped sense of humour,

Why should they be allowed to get a chuckle at the ridiculous

claims of that alcoholic hypnotist pilot mick99 ,

or read about the heroic deeds of that brave sapper.

I did notice that fwed stole my recipe for that wonderful pensioner

fallback meal, toast and soup, however I must admit he did upgrade

the meal by saying 'toast' and not stale bread.

Learning more every day. seth

Bops fwed :-/ I want better than toast thank you :ohh:

Although both the chicken and tomato tinned soup is great

a Aldi I want home made thank you fwed.

.

If you had just one go on our Vibration Platform fwed you would be hooked and I tell you

One French kiss and you would also be hooked :red

Is there a wonderful Mrs. fwed to be, on the horizon?

You never know just when you least expect it along comes

a dream :red

...........

BUT ;-) Seth bad as you usualy are you have succeeded in putting

forward (that was funny fwed) a perfectly respectable and yummy sounding

sweet treat. I will make that :)

Life could not get much better hey.........

Phyl.. What can I say, that doesn't sound boastful??

About my small but generous offering of such a secret family

recipe, I just know in my heart that you will not reveal it to

anyone else, especially that mick88, who will immediately try to

make money out of it, as he is so desperate.after being

arrested for begging, again!!!

I don't know what has happened to Tadpole' it is a mystery, Mick56

is hiding, they both seem to vanish at the same time,

I am not suspicious of course as I know mick22 is really scared

of Mr. Tadpole after the last encounter which left mick facing life

celebate. That was a tragedy, but for mick45 it was a blessing!!

He seemed to calm down and resign himself to the fact that now

what he had believed about himself was now true,

He was useless!!!!!

Truthful and Fact finding, Seth the sapper.