Pronunciation poem - Make sure you read it aloud!

I take it you already know
of tough and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble, but not you,
on hiccough, thorough, laugh and through.
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
to learn of less familiar traps?

Beware of heard, a dreadful word,
that looks like beard and sounds like bird.
And dead - it's said like bed not bead -
and for goodness' sake don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt).

A moth is not the moth in mother,
nor both in bother, broth in brother.
And here is not a match for there,
nor dear and fear for bear and pear.
And then there's dose and rose and lose -
just look them up - and goose and choose,
and cork and work and card and ward,
and font and front and word and sword,
and do and go, and thwart and cart -
come, come I've hardly made a start.
A dreadful language? Man alive.
I'd mastered it when I was five.

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:) Such a crazy language.

And American English versus British English -  labour labor, neighbour, neighbor, color colour etc, notice it a lot of American forums and they have the audacity to say that posters from Canada, Uk and Australia don't know how to spell. lol

LOL Toot ... obviously they've missed the word "English" in American English.

Plurals are also a nightmare

Singular         Plural

 

Box                 Boxes

Ox                   Oxen

 

Hum               Hums

Maximum       Maxima

 

Wild                Wilds

Child              Children

 

Beep               Beeps

Sheep            Sheep

 

Can                Cans 

Man                Men

 

House            Houses

Mouse            Mice

 

Boot                Boots

Foot                Feet

 

Booth             Booths

Tooth              Teeth

 

Moose            Mooses

Goose            Geese

 

 

 

 

Yet isn't it amazing how children's brains do learn all this - well most of us do!!  We still hear many TV announcers

saying showen (shown) and knowen (known) growen (grown) etc.,  where is the 'e' in these words irritates my husband and I.

Please, '... my husband and ME.'

Please, '... my husband and ME.'

Webster of Webster's Dictionary fame apparently was responsible for the American slant on English spelling.

In Scotland "deid", pronounced "deed", means "dead"! "There's nane like us, and they're a' deid!"

Maximum" and "maxima" are Latin, not English.

What about "mouse" and "mice", Dougal?, "there" and "their", "theirs".

We could go on for ever!

I get confused about the plural for roof.  Don't like rooves, should be roofs. lol

"Roofs" is (or are!) correct.

What about "dwarf", plural "dwarves", not "dwarfs".

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