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12 yrs ago

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a doctor was having an affair with his nurse one day when the nurse was three months pregnant she told the doctor about it oh no said he we must keep this news from my wife here is a sum of money for you to enjoy and support yourself in italy when the baby is born send me a postcard only with the word speghetti on it and i will pay for all the expenses
so the nurse went to italy six monts later the doctors wife phoned him up saying darling you have a very strange postcard from europe the doctor went home straight away after reading the card he had a heart attack and fell to the floor the wife sent for the ambulance straighr away when the paramedics arrived one of them asked the woman what was her husband doing before he fell down the woman then handed the postcard to the paramedic on the card were the words speghetti speghetti speghetti speghetti 2 of them has sausages and meat balls and the other 2 without
sorry for the large letters i do not mean to shout and this in only a joke no offence meant

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redhead

12 yrs ago

No offence taken here :)

Good joke.

:lol: :-) ;-)

Popcorn

12 yrs ago

The walking shadow has spoken!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Wandering wobbly :lol:

hyland

12 yrs ago

"Day All,

I have just joined and am having such a good laugh I don't know where to start. I live in NSW, the Swamp State. Just listening to the 10:00 news it was reported that someone crashed a car into an aquarium around Sydney but the paramedics were able to rescue 26 fish. Hope they got their priorities right.

Isn't nice to walk around in the sun.

hyland.

Popcorn

12 yrs ago

Thats a fishy story, welcome Hyland great to have you join us ,our friend Seth also lives in a swamp perhaps you are neighbours?????????????// wobbly :lol:

redhead

12 yrs ago

Good one :lol:

hyland

12 yrs ago

Thankyou Wobbly,

I have not seen anyone looking like Seth, but i shall keep my eyes open. BTW, correction on the fish, the evening news said the paramedics had rescued twenty. That joke was a good one, I was reminded the other day of a joke that always made my old Mum laugh. A flustered wife coming home late was asked by her husband what had happened. She replied that she had to call the NRMA to change a wheel owing to a flat tyre because she ran over a bottle. The alarmed husband asked could she not have driven around it? She replied that she never saw it because the fool had it in his pocket.

hyland.

LOL , good laugh hyland.

I see you have alreaddy heard of rotten Seth.

Unfortunately Seth is a member here.

He is bad to put it politely.

Hes robs elderley female pensioners leaving them without food, shelter and warmth in the cold weather.

Whereas i am kind, generous and lovable.

I will guarantee to keep any female lonely pensioner warm with cuddles..

I could write more about my attributes but my modesty & humility forbids me, but I am quite a catch.

Unfortunately Wobbly says I am a philanderer --- hmmm

Wobbly is very clever.

redhead

12 yrs ago

Yes another good joke. :lol:

Fwed I have the feeling that if anybody tried to catch you you would slip through their fingers like quicksilver.

I'm starting to feel sorry for Seth!

Pats Seth on the head and says "there there".

Popcorn

12 yrs ago

You catch on fast Redhead so very glad to have your company ,never mind Fwed I realy do think what I see of you is cute if somewhat slippery and made up of shadows, you realy should have caught that plane......................... Woeful wobbly ;-P

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