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Marriage Proposal

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clay
14 yrs ago

MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN PUNJABI ENGLISH


Madam :

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore . Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.

I am a soiled son from inside Punjab .. I am nice and big, six foot tall, and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket, and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else.

Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.


What to do ? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand.

If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim.

If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come.

So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope.

I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

Expecting soon

Yours and only yours Choudhary Warraich,

born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore , Punjab
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wendy222
14 yrs ago

clay that was so funny,where do you get all these excellent jokes,i bet you are the life of the party,always ready with a joke,tom who said was depressed should read your posts because bless him a few of yours would do him the world of good,keep them coming clay,

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clay
14 yrs ago

Thanks wendy ...........I pinch them from all over the place ..............most of them are good and thank you for your happy thoughts...............I will keep them coming if I can ..............lots of love to you ..............clay



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ps ......and we both live in Adelaide I see ...................

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SANDRA G
14 yrs ago

Now thats what I call a proposal. Must velly sorril y decline my sir .My honorable father says that there was no mention of a dowery. Sandra G

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wendy222
14 yrs ago

hi clay,i live in the northern suburbs,i liked that one you sent in about the australian soldiers letter,i laughed about that for days

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clay
14 yrs ago

hi clay,i live in the northern suburbs,i liked that one you sent in about the australian soldiers letter,i laughed about that for days

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So do I wendy at Blair Athol ................

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clay
14 yrs ago

Now thats what I call a proposal. Must velly sorril y decline my sir .My honorable father says that there was no mention of a dowery. Sandra G

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So solly me no gottom dowery .......You havem one for me ..........I get many dowery

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lolih
14 yrs ago

:kiss: You can have my computer sweetheart!

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clay
14 yrs ago

:kiss: You can have my computer sweetheart!

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You say kind things to me lolih...........keep it up ............

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lolih
14 yrs ago

:shut: :ohh: You velly safe with this dishonorable lady, you send instructions to honorable father to fix honorable engine and dowery will be honorably honored , Adelaide will celebrate velly successful Punjab New Year.

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clay
14 yrs ago

It may be that your honorable father is a honorably keen shotgun shooter or if not then he must be about 100 years of age and can not see the honorable target let alone hope to hit it ..........I may be taking too much of a chance here

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In any event I can fix most engines so that you can pay cash for dowery to me not the other blinkin way around .......".capish .".............LOL LOL LOL..( I have lost those dashed smilies again )......so solly

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