Seggie. Davey, you are too young to be so bitter. What has upset you in life? Or do you just sit at your computer and think about what to write next to confuse us all? I do hope Father Christmas, no, Mother Christmas comes to you and makes you happy. Dear dear Davey, smile and the world smiles with you. Be bitter and maybe no one will love you. I still think you are OK and you just do this to make us reply. You have done it. Here I am.  Hope you have a lovely Christmas and New Year will be a smiling New Year for you.

I'm not bitter Seggie but thanks for your concern. Possible that 30 years in the public service might have screwed my brain a little just like Kennet's. LOL

The card joke is just that.....a joke.

Have nice Christmas.....I'm here in the good old Aussie bush spending my day with my much loved partner and my 2 step kids 19 and 24 plus partners dad aged 86 and my two dogs , a cat and hundreds of tropical fish in my aquariums with koalas and roos in the backyard.

I think that people don't understand my humour or muck raking but I don't really give a hoot.

I always go in to bat for the under dog and I have a long memory for promises from the parties and the pollies.. EG Labour banned all US ships and other equipment because they might have Nuke stuff in them.....Now they are inviting them in.....360 degree turn.

Christmas Day Menu.

Menu Prawn Cocktails with sauce Marie Rose.

         Roast Turkey with Chestnut stuffing and Herb stuffing

        Glaced Gammon with cloves and honey

        Gravy and roasted vegetables.

        Christmas pudding with rum sauce.

        Selection of cheese platter.

That should keep me busy for a while.

Seggie. Hi Davey. Ah, I knew you were OK and suspected you tried to get us all to bite. I handed in my biting teeth a long time ago so you are safe. Just the cheese platter will do me thanks. Sounds wonderful. Envy, envy, envy. Keep well and keep us all smiling.

Another joke.

One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and *shock* he hadn't bought her anything. Out of the corner of his eye he notices a shopping mall. Knowing that it was 'now or never', he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking bay and runs into the mall.

After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and attracts the attention of the shop assistant. When asked what he'd like, he simply says: "a Barbie Doll".

The shop assistant looks at him in a condescending manner and asks, "So Sir, which Barbie would that be?"

The man looks surprised so the assistant continues, "We have Barbie Goes To the Ball at $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99 and Divorced Barbie at $249.99."

The man can't help himself and asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $249.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"

"Well Sir, that's quite obvious!" says the assistant,

"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture ....

"New York Gov. Cuomo legalized gay marriage. I think it's great for everybody — especially divorce lawyers." –David Letterman

You don't have to rub it in Davey.

Have a great Christmas you lucky bastard, & watch out for the King Browns that the Red Bellies didn't eat when they were young & tasty!!!!!

How is your hand holding up???