Except for Micha attacking Cats 

Yeah - you get that

I is going home to sit by the pool and have a "sex on the beach" and a margerita in that order

Who is Margerrita ?

Love those Swedish birds 

Yes - you're a lucky duck

shes good to you

too darn hot by the pool

42 degrees and humid as hell

back at the hotel room with a nice glass of bubbly 

Wasn't me Guv honest 

My wife and I stayed there for three nights. She grew up in South Africa and spent holidays in Kenya.

Oh how lovely Ben!

Our we allowed to have an insight of the stay there please?

It sounds a really lovely place to stay.

'twas our honeymoon destination. Could only afford three nights but by then I was fed up with the giraffes pushing their faces in my food.

Bent hur my wife and I . How funny . 

Jewish Princess don't have wives they have husbands . 

Those who seek to deceive .,,

That was a wonderful honeymoon Ben-Hur. Oh, to be young and carefree and in love as we were and still are.

Oh God these Jewish families keep mutiplying . 

See what happens when you let foreigners in . 

They bring their whole families 

Too much barley beer plays havoc with little brains.

Give you a four for wit , 

which makes you  half wit , 

not that foreigners would understand Austrialian humour to you we are all Bogans. 

M'dear Esther, I found a picture on slingbox.com. Do you remember in 1987 it looked just like this. 

Yes that is very off putting Ben!

They have long tongues, and put in ones food eeks!

In my student days we stayed in a gypsy caravan in the Cotswolds, UK nothing as salubrious as those pictures though.

Yes I seem to remember you at the end of our drive . Do you still sharpen knives 

Was in Coteald last may

cirencester and Stroud - beautiful beautiful towns 

if I lived in the U.K., I'd buy a cottage there 

One of an English Spring flowers for me Brocky. :) 

and one of Devonport for me purty please, Brocks.

Viv I am going to my old boarding school Tylney Hall with my daughter and on to Lynhurdt your old stomping ground . 

Still think you should write a book . 

And I think Planet of the Apes 

damn them all

damn them all to hell 

he looked good in that last movie starring Mark Wahlberg, did old Charlton

Yes got some beauties of Sarah Georgie and Sophie 

How long will you be in the U.K. Brocky ?

youre a lucky guy to have 3 beautiful girls in your life 

And you must be glad that Youe daughters look like your ex and not you 

Six weeks Raf have to be back end of June as youngest daughter home from school and going sking together .

Not all in UK Eldest daughter and I staying two weeks with friend in France  near  Pointeres 

My god you're having a good long break

statibh with the Count in France ?

no Positano trip this time 

weather will be great - be sure to hire a convertible 

Yes staying with count in France . 

No Positano for me this trip . But my eldest daughter was just there .

Might have misspelt that last post , 

hr let me down once on an op .But still love him  

Thanks Sandi I have stayed there many times with no problems , I will interested to hear what happened . 

Now fully read your article Sandi and see it happened in 2010 I didn't know and have stayed there since then . The General Manager is on my Linked in site but I don think I will raise it as. Am sure they are embarrassed enough . 

These things do happen if the staff are not fully trained and you do expect better from a five star hotel . 

are you on a flat bed to LHR?

BA/ One World terminal in Spore is great

Check in early and enjoy a great meal with bubbly in the lounge 

And then a couple more bubblies when you take your seat before the plane takes off

You';ll sleep ;like a baby and be fresh as a dasisy when you land at Heathrow

You can shower in the lounge before clearing immigration and customs 

I'm jealous - love the long haul flights 

Staying at Crown Plaza terminal three tomorrow night 

 Interesting Thea but not sure why it is on a holiday site .