Ha ha - they're  all great Suze.

A 70 year old man robbed a Kansas City Bank and then sat down in the lobby, saying he'd rather live in jail than with his wife. He was sentenced to Home Confinement !!

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him. "Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded," I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."

NOT a good idea to take your Dog called shark to the beach

Wow, there's enough fat portions there to cause a heart attack.

Shucks, shouldn't have had that last few slices of pie LOLOLOL

Nope, laughter is not always the best medicine. About 5,000 studies were reviewed. They found that intense laughter can trigger fainting, asthma attacks, protrusion of abdominal hernias, headaches,  incontinence, and arrhythmia. ( British Medical Journal)

Better to smile