Labor Stupidity

Julia Gillard met with the Queen in England . She asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Julia frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, David, your mother and father have a child.

It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Julia went back home to Australia and asked Wayne Swan, her Deputy Prime Minister the same question. " Wayne , answer this for me.

Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Wayne . "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Tony Abbott's shoes in the next stall.

Wayne asked, "Tony, can you answer this for me? Your mother and Father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Tony yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Wayne smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Julia.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Tony Abbott"

Julia got up, stomped over to Swan, and angrily yelled into his face, "No, You idiot! It's the English Prime Minister, David Cameron!"



AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN CANBERRA ..

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That has been around for years, using different politicians in different countries, the first I heard of it was having a shot at George Bush as portrying him to be dumb.



Maybe gimzo you might find something original

You just can't help yourself, can you fwed !!!!

Good one Gizmo

Gizmo.

:lol: :lol:

How neatly it fits that towering intellect..the Goose. :lol:

I wonder is it just insecurity with you Liberalites makes you

all such rude people?

I am voting labor and a lot of my collegues are also (we think at this time)

BUT we discuss Politics with a bit of respect and appreciate

name calling is surely left behind once we become adults but some

like Koko and Tanwin and Jesse are still in the playground it appears.

I show some of these posts when I have time to my collegues and they

are amazed people are actually seniors and supposed to be sensible.

Add my name to your list if you would like to and of the people that post on this forum you and fwed are known to be the most disrespectful of all................clay

Add my name to your list if you would like to and of the people that post on this forum you and fwed are known to be the most disrespectful of all................clay



haha , starting to revert back to the real clay



:)

I wonder is it just insecurity with you Liberalites makes you

all such rude people?

I am voting labor and a lot of my collegues are also (we think at this time)

BUT we discuss Politics with a bit of respect and appreciate

name calling is surely left behind once we become adults but some

like Koko and Tanwin and Jesse are still in the playground it appears.

I show some of these posts when I have time to my collegues and they

are amazed people are actually seniors and supposed to be sensible





My MY Brianna how you blue-singlet Labor knuckle draggers are so touchy and cant take ANYTHING said about your lot, when your leader hurls tirades of lies, spits venom and abuse at Abbott and ridicules his budgie smugglers. God forbid she would EVER get into swimmers-- what a laughable sight! Still she has the nose to cut through the surf LOL. Just goes to show how bloody childish Laborites are. WHAT WANKERS





Who ever wins next Saturday, in a supposed tight finish, will have almost half the country not wanting them, which would give some sense of insecurity.

Just goes to show how bloody childish Laborites are. [b]WHAT WANKERS[/b]



Do you have any other sayings ?

Excuse me Clay?

I rarely get in to post at all so tell me when I was so very disrespectful if you would be so kind.

Yes I did say you were banned from the other Senior's Forum because you were extremely rude and nasty to many and some ladies complained about your er advances when you said "no not me" but yes you were

I have no idea if you are there now or not as I have not become a member since the forum

stopped and but know it has restarted.

I know someone said hi Clay to Gizmo at one time?

Who knows what you do. I do remember when I joined a long time ago you said

I should leave because I said something you did not like but since that time, seen

you tell many they are not welcome on About Seniors.

I think Emma had your number but not seen her around for a long time

maybe you sent her packing like many others?

Reply to Fwed



Fwed.............George WHO?..........Oh....George Burns the comedian, maybe...........



Fwed, old fellow, for one who pontificates in the forum with your insidious retorts aimed at a group of individuals who may, or may not agree with your benthos ideas on politics, are indicating you as an athanema. Your enmity would be expelled if you could decompress your attitude towards those who share this planet with you and accept the fact that each individual has a right to make a comment, or jocular inclusion to a debate. Some of your riposte is rather churlish.

Excuse me Clay?

I rarely get in to post at all so tell me when I was so very disrespectful if you would be so kind.

Yes I did say you were banned from the other Senior's Forum because you were extremely rude and nasty to many and some ladies complained about your er advances when you said "no not me" but yes you were

I have no idea if you are there now or not as I have not become a member since the forum

stopped and but know it has restarted.

I know someone said hi Clay to Gizmo at one time?

Who knows what you do. I do remember when I joined a long time ago you said

I should leave because I said something you did not like but since that time, seen

you tell many they are not welcome on About Seniors.

I think Emma had your number but not seen her around for a long time

maybe you sent her packing like many others?

...

I can not be bothered talking to you anymore other than to say that your comments here smack of libel and acordingly I think that you may need to reconsider and to think more carefully in what you say in future............you are completely off the mark ............

Reply to Fwed



Fwed.............George WHO?..........Oh....George Burns the comedian, maybe...........



Fwed, old fellow, for one who pontificates in the forum with your insidious retorts aimed at a group of individuals who may, or may not agree with your benthos ideas on politics, are indicating you as an athanema. Your enmity would be expelled if you could decompress your attitude towards those who share this planet with you and accept the fact that each individual has a right to make a comment, or jocular inclusion to a debate. Some of your riposte is rather churlish.



What a bunch of pompous rubbish George Who

Now I have seen everything Clay of all people accusing Brianna

of posting a libelous post about him and to

"reconsider and to think more carefully in what you say in future".

Clay "Old fellow" you have to be one of the worst here as far as slander goes.

Just how many people have you berated and told to leave the site?

If you are going to "Give it" mate you have to be prepared to "Cop it "

But then thats not your style is it old fellow?

Hmm I see Gizmo likes using your favorite saying "Old Fellow" as well.

Maybe you are brothers ??

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