A US army platoon was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.
On The opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first Aid was given to both men; the platoon leader asked the injured soldier What had happened?
The soldier reported, "I was moving north Along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I Yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag Who'd got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a Fat, useless, lying one-eyed porridge wog and Lord Mandelson is a pillow Biting Gay Bastard!
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and ponces about like a frigid, hatchet faced lesbian.
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a bloody bus hit us."
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