Inner Peace

By following the simple advice I heard on a TV show, I have finally found inner peace.


A pastor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.


So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.


Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

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:))) @ Clay--

I clicked my thumbnail to see you naked Clay, but nothing happened (cry)

I clicked my thumbnail to see you naked Clay, but nothing happened (cry)



It got to be so cold mara that I had to put my clothes back on ............anyway its not such a pretty sight anymore ............

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke





..... And well worth the wait?







An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.



They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."



The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."



The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bolognaise again! If I get a bolognaise sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."





The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.



The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.



The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bolognaise and jumped to his death as well.



At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"



The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."



Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."

I like it koko.................LOL

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