Inner Peace
By following the simple advice I heard on a TV show, I have finally found inner peace.
A pastor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.
Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to doze yu fee AR in ned ov inr p**s.
:))) @ Clay--