How long?
I know the wheels of Local Government move slowly, in fact at times they barely seems to move at all but hows this for slow?
Recently a beautiful medium sized mature tree on my neighbours footpath blew over in the wind. I emailed the Onkaparinga Council, after they had cut up and taken the mess away, asking IF my neighbour didn't want the tree replaced, could I have one of the same variety ( Hakea Laurina) planted on my verge?
Just as well I was seated when the Council boffin phoned, because he said "Yes I could, however it wouldn't be for up to and possibly over a year"!! When I said "Its only one tree mate, not a forest". He replied "All the requests for plantings for calender year '08 -- '09 closed in May, so it will be included in next years plantings for '09 -- '10". Marvellous! What break-neck efficiency! This coming on top of my latest Council Rates Notice which has my property value jump an alarming $41,000 (compared to usual valuation increases of $7000 -- $8000 per year) and all associated charges that accompany it, but I digress...
When the idiots currently in charge of this country are going to hold it to ransom with a dubious Global Warming/Clean Air ideology that has more holes than a colander, it takes me at least a year to get a bl***y tree planted! So much for my helping the environment.
Or do think I am asking too much of the seeming to 'do little' folk in Local Government?
Councils work in funny ways B Frank. Several years ago I had an overhanging branch on my nature strip tree, and it nearly took my eye out one day. A bit annoyed I grabbed a pair of secatuers and cut it back. I was spotted by somebody and a few hours later, TWO Council employers came to my house and told me I could be liable for a fine as I "could have ruined the tree". When I pointed out it was a scrubby ti-tree and I could have attacked it with a blunt axe without ruining it, "don't make any difference" was the stern reply. I told them to go ahead and fine me if they wanted and closed the door. Guess what? it blew down last year.