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Alan Titchmarsh in his garden, picture taken by his wife Alison, for a brand new series for ITV Grow Your Own at Home

 

Alan Titchmarsh in his garden, picture taken by his wife Alison, for a brand new series for ITV Grow Your Own at Home. 

Thorny Bramble they suggest for keeping cats of the garden, but where do you get that in Oz? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8356117/CHRISTOPHER-STEVENS-reviews-nights-TV-simple-spiky.html?ito=email_share_article-image-share

 

Wow!!

I was greatly admiring my neighbour's white flowering bush overhanging my garden this morning. It's in full bloom and very attractive. Wondered just what it was and have been trying to identify it ... I then came upon an article from National Geographic called "Australia’s most poisonous plants". Then found "No 7 Spurge, Euphorbia spp — there are more than 2000 species of plants in the Euphorbia genus, that are commonly described as ‘spurges’. Sap inside these plants is called ‘latex’ and is highly poisonous. Contact with this sap can cause serious inflammation of the eyes, nose or mouth, and even blindness. This can be avoided if the plant is handled with caution and you wash your hands thoroughly afterwards."

Looks just like the neighbour's bush to me. Will need to warn my garden guy before he trims it, and the neighbours, if that is the case.

https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2012/07/australias-most-poisonous-plants/

Not nice! Please be careful NrN.

There are a few like that too, Angels Trumpet I am weary of and also Oleander.  don't forget the pets because the flower besides the sap in these plants are dangerous for the low running pets in our families.

 

That looks like my Poinsettia/Christmas Bush which are from the same genus but apparently not quite as toxic... but can make you or your pet feel ill if mishandled.

Gardening And Cooking Humor - A Collection of Home and Garden ...

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Maxine, cartoon, gardening club | Maxine, Humor, Funny cartoons

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The Flower Potmen!             [was a tv programme for kids in the 1950s with their friend Weed]

 

Funny Gardening Card FRA12

Hidden mutations' in the genetic makeup of tomato plants can be used to create bigger, tastier 'super varieties', study claims

Scientists identified 200,000 genetic mutations in 100 varieties of tomato plants. When they used their findings to change the DNA of one, its tomatoes were 30 per cent larger.

 

A little Fuchsia pot plant I bought late last year, which has looked totally miserable on the end of my kitchen sink (going yellow and dropping flower buds) has suddenly decided to have a revival in the cooler weather up here. Lots of sprightly green growth with flowers maturing. I'm really enjoying its unexpected revival.

I just love Fuschias, such delicate little blossoms. I had a lovely one in my garden which was full of flowers. I read somewhere to prune hard after flowering, which I did, and never saw another bloom ever. 

Their roots need to be moist all the time Hola; they do dry out very quickly.

I had three now I have only two!   I've moved them to under the Magnolia bushes and they seem happier now.

Fuchsia 'Garden News' (Hardy Fuchsia)

 

I have taken the photos off the net, but this is one of the varieties.

Funny Gardening Birthday Card - WE Just Need RE-POTTING ...

A 'circle of life' photo of a blackberry is currently doing the rounds on Facebook. It is reproduced below together with less commonly circulated equivalents for blueberries and strawberries.
 

I don't do facebook but found this somewhere else and thought I would share it, love the circle of life in plants.

It is extraordinary to realise just how many parts of the world have contributed to our gardens. Pictured: The origins of plants found in British gardens  

It is extraordinary to realise just how many parts of the world have contributed to our gardens. Pictured: The origins of plants found in Australian gardens.

Foreign holidays may have become difficult due to Covid-19. But if you love plants, a world tour awaits you in almost every garden in the country.

This week, the gardener and TV presenter Monty Don pointed out that our gardens are indelibly linked to Britain’s colonial past because, from the late 18th century, the British collected plants from all over the world to enjoy at home.

It is extraordinary to realise just how many parts of the world have contributed to our gardens. From chrysanthemums (Japan) to the carnation (the Mediterranean), begonia (South America) to busy lizzies (East Africa), magnolia grandiflora (southern U.S.) to michaelmas daisies (North America), vast numbers of garden favourites have been adopted here from all corners of the globe.

They combed grasslands, forests, cold wastes and deserts across six continents to find and bring home species to beautify our gardens. 

Photographs invariably show them carrying a gun and standing alongside similarly armed local guides. They were men like the Scottish plant hunter Robert Fortune, who was the first to collect in China after the end of the opium wars.

 

 

 

 

That is so interesting, sadly though many introduced species go feral and push the natives out. I was so glad they finally took the Agapanthas out of a local carpark area last year and put a whole lot of natives in which are now thriving, and now we see native birds feeding off them.

Celia -   Thanks for posting that map of the world showing where all the flowers grow. 

Everything in your garden even gardening jokes and happy stories ...

 

https://austenauthors.net/a-party-at-pansy-cottage/

 

Wish I could put up my photos of my Violas and Pansies!   They are so pretty even the pot of Geraniums are a wonderful splash of colours I put Orange and pink and white together.

 

A Party at Pansy Cottage | Austen AuthorsOne pot looks similar to this!

Sweet Viola's pansies orange black purple green … | Beautiful ...Another looks like this!

and also like this, I have another tub of white geraniums in a white wicker basked.

Pansy Matrix Northern Lights Collection (72 plants) - They Look ...

 

Cannot find a white wicker basket!

White geranium basket (1) From: Precision Agritech, please visit ...

 

These two together below in the same pot.

Pelargonium - Wikipedia  Garden Geranium Flowers Closeup. White and pink flowers | Kellogg ...

 

 

Such pretty flowers, thanks Celia.

Why can't you put pictures up of your own flowers?

I don't belong to Facebook or the like so I don't have any out in the public arena RNR

Celia - Stop showing off all these beautiful flowers! I buy my Pansies the same time you do and when I inspect them all the leaves have been eaten during the night. I have sprayed them to kill off the snails but nothing seems to work. I must admit I don't have much sun shining in my yard during Winter and in Summer it's like living in the Desert. I do notice some white butterflies moving from plant to plant and am wondering if they could be the culprit?

Celia, I don't belong to Facebook either but I can still put photos up anywhere I wish to -- you can just copy and paste them from your computer -- or snip them --

When I take photos from the phone or the camera -- I do download them to my documents on the computer and you can do it from there

 

I've not had any luck much as I have tried.  I do not know what the secret is Plan B.

What onto this site?

 

Hola what do you spray your seedlings with?

How often?

I have some that have holes in their leaves and if you turn them over there are tiny little catterpillars, I mean really tiny they are usually black and hard to see. Take the seedling into the light or put a torch on the leaves.

When you spray you need to spray under the leaves too.

 

Still no luck have been trying to snip!

 

 

 

Multicrop 1L Pyrethrum Long Life Insecticide

This is what I have been using on my young seedlings to get rid of the insects that feast on the young succulent plants.   Otherwise the seedings will not last a week, they too will be eaten Hola unless you go the extra mile and protect them and feed them.

I only started using it about eight weeks ago I had not seen it before, it says it lasts 20 days!  It is one Litre in size and costs around $11.84 in Bunnings, I have seen it on eBay for $28 or thereabouts.

Regarding the blooming pansies and violas, I do have a problem in winter if the sun is not on a certain side of the house, so I use up the spare black pots, I also purchased some from Bunnings.

I put potting mix in them and put the new seedlings in the pots, I put Thrive on them and also  Liquid Potash from Manutec in Bunnings.

Cheap Plastic Pots Garden, find Plastic Pots Garden deals on line ... As the seedlings mature and flower I put them in a pot with a saucers and leave them till the flowers die.  I then move them to outside the water tank facing north and give them water and more Thrive or Searles which I prefer to Thrive and Manutec which is made in China!

https://www.searlesgardening.com.au/

Searles is made in Queensland and I spoke to the owner about a year ago and he won't sell to Bunnings.

Like everything you put into the garden or pot to grow you have to work with it and care for it to stop the insects eating them and make them give lovely blooms.

https://www.ebay.com.au/i/254430845906?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=705-139619-5960-0&mkcid=2&itemid=254430845906&targetid=920064925573&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9070552&poi=&campaignid=10101785177&mkgroupid=102311925580&rlsatarget=pla-920064925573&abcId=9300368&merchantid=116465577&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI2pDe8IWB6wIVGiUrCh3OzwsPEAkYASABEgIjRvD_BwE

I purchased the blue and white planters with matching saucers about a year ago at a local Nursery but not at Bunnings.  The site above is the nearest I have found to what I have!

https://www.google.com.au/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=blue+and+white+plant+pots+with+sauces+photos&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj5vau7hoHrAhWQbn0KHd5vAjIQsAR6BAgIEAE&biw=1422&bih=718

Blue and White Ceramic Planter, Floral | Williams Sonoma

 

                                             

GARDENING PUNS FOR THE DAY.

Ants in your plants.

All dressed up and nowhere to grow.

Eat, Drink and be Rosemary.

Cutting it Vine.

Seed between the lines.

Peas and Quiet.

Just the Thicket.

Never a Dill moment. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Celia where have you got your photos stored --??  are they on your computer?

As long as you are able to pull them up and see them on your computer you can either -- copy and paste them -- OR you can use the --- Snipping Tool ---  it will be at the bottom of your page in the taskbar  looks like this     if you can find them I can walk you through it --

 

 

 

Yes you could put them on this site Celia

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