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Rhubarb!

Planted some Rhubarb in a large pot during the week, it says don't eat the stalks for a year!

I know we cannot eat the leaves, but did not think the stalks should be left for the first year.

Has anyone else grown rhubarb please?

 

http://www.gardenate.com/plant/Rhubarb?zone=2 Picture: Thinkstock

You shouldn't harvest rhubarb in the first year after you have transplanted it or have split the root system so that the plant can put all it's energy into establishing a good root system.

However, if you find any stems rotting towards the end of the season they should be removed and placed on the compost heap.

Rhubarb is also a heavy feeder, I planted mine in the ground where my old compost was buried and it grew enormously.  Nice big thick stems.  Problem was that everyone then wanted some of it to grow.

Meant to say that the  top bit should have said the stems aren't poisonous only the leaves.  The reason is the roots need time to establish in the ground and if you pick the leaves it puts the effort into making more leaves rather than settling the roots in the ground.

Also in the summer I place straw around it to keep the roots cool and winter to stop any frost and keep it warm.

I have heard of that Sandi, but here in Perth I have never experienced frost.

Will just have to see if the plant survives I guess, thank you for your knowledge on the rhubarb.

Husband took out the Dailiha tubers a month ago, and the tubers have multiplied so much we don't know what to do with them! they produced some wonderful flowers too.  Trouble is now the plants that were put in a year ago have grown so much I am not sure we will have any room to plant any of the tublers!   I don't know what we shall do with them unless we pull things out!

 

 

 

 

Thanks, Sandi,  the only reason I have this Heliconia in a big pot is because I did read where they can run and end up coming up all over the place and I did not want that to happen -- I really want to be able to put it in the garden -- as  but will have to see if I can get some more info on it.

Has anyone ever grown Heliconias ?  Thanks 

Is that a name for Bird of Paradise PlanB?

We planted one and it didn't do anything so we dug it up.

 

Never tried one down here PB.  They are tropical and I have grown ginger but because I pick it have never had flowers on it, so don't know how it would go.

Think it would be too hot for Heliconias in SA as they like moist soil and the soil dries out quickly in our heat.

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Heliconia Growing Conditions. Lobster claw plant thrives in either partial shade or full sun locations. The soil must be well draining, but fertile and moist. Potted plants will do well in a mixture of equal parts soil, fine wood mulch and peat moss.

 

Bird of Paradise is Stelitzia reginae

Container grown plants will bloom more profusely if kept slightly pot bound. Repotting too often can inhibit the flowering of bird of paradise blooms for up to two years. Instead, you should simply topdress the plant with fresh potting soil in spring.

Grow bird of paradise in soil that drains well. Root rot can occur if the soil retains too much water. For a potted plant, use a high-quality potting mix. Outdoors, incorporate 2 or 3 inches of compost into the soil at planting time.

This is a good Australian site

http://www.flowerpower.com.au/gardening/bird-of-paradise-strelitzia/

A site I find very useful, although it is American and you have to adjust for our seasons, it consists of gardeners with practical knowledge that have contributed to make this site and make instructions that are clear and easy to follow.

https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/flowers/bop/bird-of-paradise-an-exotic-flower-like-none-other.htm


Thank you all-- I have Bird of Paradises growing madly -- but I bought a Heliconia last year and have it in a pot -- never grown  them b4 -- have heard they can go quite crazy and come up in other places --spread -- and don't want to risk that -- I just love the look of the flowers on them though

PB there are some really beautiful plants of that variety, lots of different flowers.

Another plant you might like, which grows well in pots is Epiphyllums.  The Zygo Cactus is one of the family, but there are some extremely beautiful ones.

Go here to have a look at some, very easy to grow


https://au.pinterest.com/1flowernut/epiphyllum/?lp=true

No Attila Bird of Paradise is totaly different plant -- I have 2 of these  and they are growing well and have been for 40 years

 Sorry, for some reason this URL didn't highlight so you need to click on this one and go to the HOME PAGE  from there.

 

https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/flowers/bop/bird-of-paradise-an-exotic-flower-like-none-other.htm

 

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What’s the fastest vegetable?

A runner bean

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Because he ran out of juice.

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date!

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?

Ketchup.

What vegetables are a sailors enemy?

leeks!

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing…Thank you Tom for this joke

When do you know a banana wants to dance?

When you see a banana shake!

Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares?

Because they take up too mushroom…(mushrooms aren’t strictly a vegetable but we do let them in Secret Seed Society, because they are good friends with vegetables).

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the vegetable parties?

Because they are such fungis (fun guys, get it!)

How does a lemon ask for a hug?

“Give us a squeeze!”

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce Who?

Lettuce in and you’ll find out!…

Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.  One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!"   "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.  As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.  Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?"  asked her waiting friend. "Why, I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement."

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I used to do floral arrangements!

Thanks Sandi.

 

Roses and red, violets are blue... now thanks to science chrysanthemums are too! Scientists create the world's first BLUE chrysanthemum

Researchers from the National Agriculture and Food Research Organisation in Japan grew the blue chrysanthemums from the DNA of three plants.

They look nice in the bunch with the cream, pink and purple ones.

They look a bit like Astors!

Having a war at our property!  The snails and the catterpillars!

http://lepidoptera.butterflyhouse.com.au/faqs/ident.html

Husband had to get the big guns out and spray, I think he will need to do it for 3 consecutive weeks to break their cycle.  The snails are drunk, I have them a plastic saucer of beer!

Some were making an escape over the wall so I caught them, some are climbing higher onto the plant! So I got them, also snail pellets.  The creatures are eating the hearts out of the plants.  Trouble is I don't want the birds to die.   I just wish the Blackbirds would have come along and sorted everyone out!!

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LOL..............  Yes our chinese tallow looks a bit thin at the moment, we planted it a year ago and it has grown a 1m already. I just hope we can keep it alive till next year.

Falling leaves Sandi remind me of the Bob a Job in the Brownies and Girl Guides it was always when the trees shed their leaves and I was given lots of jobs of sweeping those darn leaves up for one shilling!  LOL

I wish a few inches would fall off when I sweep the leaves up....

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Oh  thats sad....when I put seedlings or any plant in I give the hole a little bit of cow manure to send their roots after their first foods.

Talking of seedlings, the last few years I find the punnets seem to have one square missing a plant!       I wonder if this is done by machine these days, putting a seed in the punnet holes I mean.

Attila -  I sometimes save up my egg cartons and when I want to plant seedlings I put a couple of seeds in each hole with some soil. They can be planted anywhere as the cardboard breaks down when it gets wet.  I like Nasturtiums, they ramble through the garden and makes everything look green and colourful. They look nice hanging from baskets as well. 

That is a good idea Hola, thank you.

I pruned our roses two weeks ago and wondered if anyone has yet to do theirs?

Because I came across this were you can send away for a book on the topic.

 

 

https://www.scottsaustralia.com.au/diy-garden-guides-advice/gardens-trees-shrubs-flowers/guide-to-growing-roses/the-essential-guide-to-growing-roses/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI37KMnMvL1QIVS2i9Ch2kEQxQEAAYAiAAEgLbzfD_BwE

I get a guy in to do my lawns. Lucky for me he is a fully-qualified horticulturalist who specialised in roses for years. He pruned mine right back in April/May and they're flowering again now due to warm dry weather up here. He or I will prune them back lightly after this flowering is over, probably in 3/4 weeks time.

Do you have a semi tropical climate where you live RnR?

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Wish I could have one like this..

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Double Delight has a wonderful fragrance.

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