Darts involved in fart controversy
Two darts competitors are accusing each other of using farting as a distraction technique.
World champion Gary Anderson beat Dutchman Wesley Harms in the quarter finals, with Harms accusing his opponent of “leaving a fragrant smell” on the stage during their clash.
“It’ll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose,” Harms told Dutch television after the match.
However, world number four Anderson was adamant that he had nothing to do with the smell.
After the smell become apparent, Harms improved, leading Anderson to believe that the Dutchman was the culprit.
"It was bad. It was a stink. Then he started to play better and I thought he must have needed to get some wind out,” Anderson said.
"Hands up, I swear on my kid’s life, to help me God, nothing crossed, [it wasn't me].
"Normally if I fart on stage I s*** myself, and you know that because I told you in a documentary," Anderson added.
"If I'd farted and it smelled like that, I'd put my hands up and go 'sorry, I need to go off.'"
Where is the least appropriate place you have ever broken wind?
I always blame the dog
Good one Micha. LOL
Per favore, I don’t want to keep you waiting for a reply sagman, you might bring out the handcuffs and bullwhip and run rings around me LOL
Freddie Mercury must have been a great influence on sagebush's life..
Btw Ray, my thanks to all Australian Italians for their help in building this country and for the music, food and amore they gave to the world.
Viva Italia!
Thanks Micha, and don't forget who gave the world Michelangelo's "David"
And the Mona Lisa, another Italian treasure Ray
Obviously, like Lottie, sagebrush has no class or culture.
He's probably reliving his past Ray. He did say he likes to "live dangerously".
Here's to good health, off to have my tucker, watch a video with the family and early to bed, big day tomorrow. See ya my friend!
hahaha. I bet this thread got a lota clicks!
Bro, I make my own CabSav, bottle it myself and drink it myself.
I usually chain a bottle to my “old ornate iron bedstead” so I’ll have something to drink after satisfying my carnal pleasures.
Easy, first up, my bro in law and I drive to the neighbouring farm, get their cut price grapes (that’s him driving)
Then we crush them,
Even the wives help out
Then we bottle it, the best CabSav and enough for the entire street!
Yep, he used to drive a logging truck along the North Yungas Road in Bolivia, hasn't passed his driving test yet.
Sure mate, I'll save you some, got some bottles with your name on it. Gotta love ya and leave ya mon ami, about to watch a late movie. Last night it was Sands of the Kalahari. Tonight it’s Desert Song followed by Adventure in the Sahara. Hab a gutn avent, that’s Yiddish for have a good evening, John Boy!
You appear to have a lot of time on your hands sageman..and that can be very boring..may I make a suggestion...
Go and do something useful..
https://www.volunteeringwa.org.au/#/
Men's sheds have a lot to offer too Sophie. This one makes toy trucks. Maybe sage would enjoy it.
