[i]Best blonde joke for 2011[/i]


A blonde was on holiday and driving thru Darwin ..
She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but
was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just
go out and catch my own crocodile, so I can get a pair of shoes for
free".

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and
give it a try"!
The blonde headed out toward the river, determined to catch a crocodile!
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the
side of the bank when he spots the same young woman standing waist deep
in
the murky water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 3 metre croc swimming rapidly toward her. With
lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the
slimey banks of the river. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead
creatures,
all lying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
blonde
struggled and flipped the Croc onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward
and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out........" S**T, S**T,
S**T, THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO":)