Seth you are such a funny dag to be sure that was a very

funny story Peter and I are rolling around our not too long ago

installed floating floor which over three months ago started to rise

in the middle like a huge cake. and we both nearly fell through the cracks

laughing so much. :lol:

Yes waiting and waiting and waiting for it to all be replaced but you know

"things do not happen O'nite" but it better happen as we are getting

agitated.

.

You are really looking for trouble you know Seth we femmes are getting

our amunition ready (flour bombs etc) and going to find you out

and "whammo" :lol: You will not know what hit you.

Ever been tied up? well Taddy. and Mara and I are getting our heads together

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

................

p.s. I get into real "hot water" for going off topic

BUT SETH? you get away with Blue Murder.

No fear Phyl; Seth the enlightened one comes to us from an age long ago. He only pretends to be 'one of us' so we'd be nice to him and US intelligence would not grab him and do unthinkables with him to see if his blood is read and whether he actually does pee the normal us ways or the strange unthinkable ways. Perhaps alliens will inherit the earth so let's be nice to him; also, he might teach things.. you know...

Oh No Mara :ohh: thanks for letting us know as it had never

occurred to me Seth might be an Alien but now you have brought

it up I can see strange things are apparent.

Maybe even a reincarnated alien?

Have been waiting and waiting for our Vibration Platform (sorry I know

I keep repeating that) but excited every day just to have our hopes dashed

The parcel at the Post Office was the Whey Powder which is normally

$95 just one dollar and free delivery with the Vib.Platform.

Hope life is good for you and your health fine.

You know Mara for a very serious lady sometimes you are also a funny one and

that is good........

Phyl.

Sorry toots we have gone off topic and rambled away on

your post but that is what talking often becomes dosn't it....

I hope you have a great response from the perfect person to

share with you. Someone who justs "fits the bill"

What a great holiday it would be.

All the best

Phyl.

Isn't amazing what you find when you go surfing? Here I was all innocent and correct as usual when I find much to my horror the sort of plots the fair gender gets up to when I am not around :roll: - and of course that evil bloody sapper is in it up to his neck. I must first of all defend my honor and state emphatically that I DO NOT SLEEP WALK. 8-/ It could have some thing to do with the fact that by the time I take out my false teeth, remove my toupee and unfasten my false leg I can't anyway - Sorry Mara.



As for your suspicion that Seth is an Alien :bug: - I thought every one knew! I mean the antenna poking out the top of his head should be a dead giveaway. :bug: And then there is his alien equipment :ahhh: - but you Ladies undoubtably know more about that than I ever will anyway. Finally SETH - I keep telling you that Mrs Doubtfire is ONLY A MOVIE!!!

And all this talk about vibrating platforms fills me with horror. Is it some strange sort of alien device fostered on the innocent women of this world by SETH?

You need not worry Mick. As soon as it arrives you are

invited to come try it. You can stand on it (different degrees

of vibration) and you can sit on it - just think what this will do for your

derriere...and you can even lay on it (er I think blokes can lay on it)

scratches head as I meant on your tummy you see....We better

ask if this is o.k. for the bloke gender :red:

and oh it is just SO exciting :)

Hmmm. One of the first things my old flight sergeant warned me about was strange offers from strange ladies. The last time I accepted an offer to try something that vibrated I ended up flying a bloody blow torch.

To those unhappy souls, Mara, Phyl, and Mick 1,

not including that flirtatious beauty 'Tadpole.'

Another morning I came into my hideout with all intentions of

remaining the last gentle, kind and understanding gentleman!!!!

Content in handing out praise and adulation to those less

fortunate as us millionaire pensioners,

To my Horror , to find this unthinkable violent, and must I say 'OBSCENE'

ATTACK ON MY INTEGRITY. from of all degenerates,, mick not quie 1.

In my heart I never expected this from a vibrating dancing cook!!!!! Phyl!!

Mara, yes, I was pleased to note that this degenerate insinuating attack

on my integrity did not include the unsinkable, Tadpole. even the coward

jazz never joined in for a free kick

As for being an alien, How dare you attack the leader of scientology???

He had the nerve, I mean courage to reveal that we all came from

outer space, some further out than others. Just look at those actors,

I wont mention names as I may be ambushed.

I am really upset ,as of all days for this undeserved attack,

it is my birthday!!! Yes I turn 18 today the 1st of may.

This will upset all you old millionaire pensioners, who have no idea

what being 18 means, let me enlighten you,

Firstly you can remember what you ate for for breakfast.

secondly you can remember not to lie about good people like seth.

I am too upset to continue, my good wife is trying to console me

with a cup of tea and one of those new fangled cigarettes, a reefer.

It is going to take more than that, however I do feel a lot better,

lightheaded but nice. even starting to admire the cowardly deeds of mick 42.

from your friendly companion seth, I do feel happy, so happy!!!!

Hmmm. One of the first things my old flight sergeant warned me about was strange offers from strange ladies. The last time I accepted an offer to try something that vibrated I ended up flying a bloody blow torch.



I knew it, I just knew it, those two imperial empire building

scoundrels are hand in hand, At last the ex latrine seargeant

come pilot, mick 3 admits to taking orders from a lowly flight sergeant, jazz.

who by the way was last seen in a drunken rage stampeding into a swamp..

Here he is admitting to getting strange offers from strange ladies.

admitting he was vibrated???????

If he keeps associating with topless, vibrating pole dancers from kings cross,

sometimes they even dance and cook.

All I CAN SAY IS he deserves all of it. revengeful seth.

Someone told me that Jaxx (How ostentatious can you get? 2 xx's, ha)went into the Kings Cross swamp and was attacked by an old crock, and asking if it was me! Darn cheek, all that vibrating probably made him dizzy ,and maybe he drowned in that pretty fountain that is at the Cross Now I do believe that them there scientologists think they can fly , think back to tom Cruise bouncing on Oprah's sofa, I think he was trying to launch himself into orbit , perhaps if he had one of them Reefers your good lady gave you, he could have levitated easier, instead of looking like a demented cockroach stuck to a fly paper

ooaaa you are a naughty Tadpole. :red:

I'm telling on you. :red:

psst arn't Jaxx crackers? to have with soup?

Hmm, there are some very strange people in that small island to the north of Tasmania. Down here we don't indulge in topless, vibrating pole dancers and all those other vibrating pastimes. We are a very clean living people.:wow:



I'm not surprised Seth is a scientologist, it suits his belief that every one else is inferior to him AND as he has just turned 18 its obvious that he has discovered the secret of eternal life. ;-P Just think, a hundred years from now Seth will still be raving and ranting about the airforce on this website. By then of course the AIRFORCE will be the Senior Service - who else would they choose to go into space - and the army and all sappers will be obsolete. :coolgrin:

Someone told me that Jaxx (How ostentatious can you get? 2 xx's, ha)went into the Kings Cross swamp and was attacked by an old crock, and asking if it was me! Darn cheek, all that vibrating probably made him dizzy ,and maybe he drowned in that pretty fountain that is at the Cross Now I do believe that them there scientologists think they can fly , think back to tom Cruise bouncing on Oprah's sofa, I think he was trying to launch himself into orbit , perhaps if he had one of them Reefers your good lady gave you, he could have levitated easier, instead of looking like a demented cockroach stuck to a fly paper



Tadpole, Tadpole, I held you in high regard as you refrained from that

horrible attack on my good name and character, only to be confronted

with this unwarranted attempt to defame jaxx by saying he was ostenatious/

{One big word from a tadpole} for using two xxs'

As we all know his heavy alcohol consumption finally affected what little brain

he had left, causing him loss of memory when signing his name,

which by the way happens to be jack!!! his father also was named jack!!

Now because jaxx was deficient in brainpower he meant to sign "jacks'

it always came out jaxx, as he knew he was outwitted by any sapper,

he finally in a drunken stupor wanted to escape from the evil mick42.

by running madly in to a swamp, I know this must be true, if it wasn't

he would be here defending the indefendable.



By the way I've asked the wife to get some more of those new cigarettes,

called reefers, funny name, but I haven't felt so happy in years..



Truthful and floating on air .seth.