Best Comeback Response Of The Year

BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR…
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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...

Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'
Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
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Heavens to Betsy :)

Reminds me of the following which are supposed to be actually true reporting of exchanges with lawyers



Q. what gear were you in at the moment of impact.

A. Gucchi sweats and Reeboks.



Q. This myasthenia gravis, Does it affect your memory at all.

A. Yes

Q. And in what way does it affect your memory

A. I forget

Q.You forget. Can you give us an example of what you've forgotten.



Q. How old is your son, the one living with you.

A. 38 or 35 I can't remember which.

Q. How long has he lived with you

A. 45 years



Q. Now doctor,isn't it true that when a person dies during his sleep he doesn't know about it until the next morning.



Q. The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he.



Q. Were you present when your picture was taken.



Q. So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th

A. Yes

Q. And what were you doing at that time



Q. She had 3 children, right

A. Yes

Q.How many were boys

A. None

Q. Were there any girls.



Q. How was your first marriage terminated

A. By death

Q. And by whose death was it terminated



Q. Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your Attorney

A. No, this is how I dress when I go to work.



Q. Now doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people

A. All my autopsies are performed on dead people



Q. Q. Do you recall the time that you examined the body

A. The autopsy started around 8-30 pm.

Q. And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time.

A. No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy



Q. Doctor, before you performed the autopsy did you check for a pulse

A. No

Q. Did you check for blood pressure

A. No

Q. Did you check for breathing

A. No

Q. So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy

A. No

Q. How can you be so sure, Doctor

A. Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q. But could the patient still be alive, nevertheless

A.Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere

Q. Doctor, before you performed the autopsy did you check for a pulse

A. No

Q. Did you check for blood pressure

A. No

Q. Did you check for breathing

A. No

Q. So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy

A. No

Q. How can you be so sure, Doctor

A. Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q. But could the patient still be alive, nevertheless

A.Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere







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Priceless .................Well done Keith



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