Ban screwdrivers next
A judge has called for a ban on the carrying of hammers after a man was bashed to death. Eight men were involved in the bashing.
The judge has also called for a reconciliation between the Aboriginal community and the Samoan community in Townsville.
Anyway a hammer has copped the main blame for being a dangerous weapon that if carried would almost inevitably result in somebody being hurt.
http://www.news.com.au/national/judge-calls-for-ban-on-hammers-after-bashing-death-of-johnathan-thurstons-uncle-richard-saunders/story-e6frfkvr-1226071019896
Thank goodness such a politically correct explanation was so readily available. There I was believing that thugs set out to do violence and their fists, boots or anything else available are just tools of convenience, to be employed as weapons. But no, I was wrong. These unlucky fellows were swept unwillingly along by the dark powers of a hammer. Hell, I didn't realise that, yet I have owned and used hammers all of my life, even a (shudder, shudder) sledgehammer. In fact I probably own a CACHE of hammers, some in black tactical livery, others in camo from paint splatters. Then there is the one that is full auto and belt-fed, which could easily be used for a mass nailing.
Presumably all hammers should have unique identifying numbers, be registered and be locked in safes when not in use. Owners of hammers should be licensed and their details kept on police computers as 'persons of interest'.
Now it is all up to the tabloid media to accomplish that. Doubtless if every crime around the world involving a hammer was reported, the Oz population would soon learn to recoil in terror every time a hammer was mentioned and authorities would need to respond. The appearance of a Fisher Price hammer replica at a pre-school could result in a lock down, with the police tactical response group (the men in black) being called. Soon, small boys in school would be suspended for making hammering gestures. For gosh sakes they could become violent in later life. Boys and men are so disposed, the radical feminists say so.
Thank God we have the Nanny State to protect us.
Mind you, some people are so old-fashioned to say that criminals are criminals because they don't care about laws or bans and it is only honest people who are affected by over-regulation and bans, but don't you worry about that.
The real question Nautilus, is why do we let these fools get away with
this shite???