An Irish Story
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink
is driving home from the city one night and,
of course, his car's weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
'So,' says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?'
' Why, I've been to the pub of course,' slurs the drunk.
'Well,' says the cop, 'it looks like you've had
quite a few to drink this evening.'
'I did all right,' the drunk says with a smile.
'Did you know,' says the cop, standing straight
and folding his arms across his chest,
'that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?'
'Oh, thank heavens,' sighs the drunk.
'For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.'
.........................
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink
is driving home from the city one night and,
of course, his car's weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
'So,' says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?'
' Why, I've been to the pub of course,' slurs the drunk.
'Well,' says the cop, 'it looks like you've had
quite a few to drink this evening.'
'I did all right,' the drunk says with a smile.
'Did you know,' says the cop, standing straight
and folding his arms across his chest,
'that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?'
'Oh, thank heavens,' sighs the drunk.
'For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf..........................
Keep them coming - a need a good laugh right now - just got another cylinder of gas which has gone up heaps this year as it is very cold in Tasmania - like coldest winter due to climate warming we have had since they recorded the temperatures :)
PS love the beer - well hubbie would had to stop drinking it yonks ago too expensive so a never ending supply would suit all pensioners eh.